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Blacklist
- Electric & Evil CD (Spooky)
Australian 80s Heavy Metal inspired punk rock made by a bunch
of beer friendly fuck-ups with - I'm sure - a huge collection
of Motörhead, Tank, Nashville Pussy, Hookers, Antiseen
and Venom...you know, the usual collection of biker metal
rock bands. Like their fellow soul mates from
Onyas and Powder Monkeys (if they're still alive) this is
pretty hilarious and laid-back and not as ball breaking badass
as some of the US bands. Check out song titles like "Free
Che What's his Name (the Guy on the T-Shirt)" and "Release
the Gay Boy Beserker Attack" and check out the note on
the back cover: "Downloading Music is Killing the Recording
Industry, and so is the Blacklist"! The music rocks like
the first Hookers album (before they went totally metal) and
the first Nashville Pussy (before they went totally hard rock).
A better cover would've been cool tho' - something like the
last couple of High on Fire albums would be nice and the sound
should've been rawer. But hey, all 11 tracks here kick ass
in their own stupid manner and any band wrapping up their
album with a cover of Venom's "Live Like an Angel"
is very much on the right track. I live in the countryside
now so I can drink as much as I want and drive around drunk
without ever running into the cops - or anybody else for that
matter - and when I'm out drunk driving in my station wagon,
this is the kinda stuff I got on my car stereo! Cheers mate!
SN
Daughters
- Demo 2004
Well, not much info came with this CD but it appears to be
an all female rock band that spent 3 years in the USA and
has now returned to the homeland (minus one member who is
still in rehab!). Anyway, we have 4 tracks of quite different
style of rock and some interesting stories being told. The
first track, I wanna take a bath, is a nasty garage rocker.
It is followed by Still the Same (with a little more Fame),
a more rocking song about being famous.
I like the way how the band sticks in little spoken words
things between the tracks
Get out of Here is when the
band really rocks and I wish I didn't like it so much, closes
the record and is a ballad about alcohol and is the best track
on the CD. This is best heard when fucked up

Scott
Deadman
- SHIP AHOY! 7" (Crusher Records CR002)
This new Swedish group with former members of The Strollers,
The Roadrunners and Norrsken, have formed a new psychedelic
rock group called Dead Man. It is raw and pretty cool stuff.
The 7" record has great artwork to go along with the
musical vibe. Ship Ahoy, the title track, is a acoustic rock
ballad strange thing. I really like the low and dirty production
on this one and cool vocals. The B -side is the better song
with Thousand Mile Smile and is much the same in quite an
original style. This track starts off acoustic but becomes
electric and is great. A really promising release by this
new Swedish band.
http://www.crusherrecords.com

Scott
Death
To Frank Ziyanak - Dirty Chords & Limericks
CD. Hi-Strung Recordings. 2004.
Cool little record from this DK duo (or trio?). It contains
some fine catchy tunes with a twist of 60's garage sound.
The song "Fe Fi Mo Fo" is a hit, and you catch yourself
humming it over and over! "One Iota" has Lou Reed
written all over it but it works really good. Pling-pling
guitars, tambourines and kind of half-sloppy drums gives it
a nice groovy feeling. I think that DTFZ easily could play
a tripple concert with fellow Danes The Raveonettes and Viva
Vertigo. I'm looking forward to hear more from them.
http://deathtofrankziyanak.mymusic.dk/
If You dig: 60's beat, Lou Reed/Velvet, sleazy r'n'r.

JT
The
Dexateens - Red Dust Rising CD (Estrus Records)
Not really too sure what to think about this band: On the
one hand they do play a pretty sorry boogie rock, which is
not cool in my book, but then on the other hand, a couple
of the tracks on this album have a certain melancholy beauty
that it's hard not to be touched by. Clichés are awash,
and I'm not just talking about the cowbell on "Diamond
in the Concrete" or a general imagery taken from the
prairie, because that would be OK if it was just for that;
it doesn't always have to be original to rock, you know. But
annoying "authentic" slideguitar, somewhat bored
vocals, and even a fucking banjo on the title track is hard
to stomach. The vocals, though, weave into each other sweetly,
and if songs like "Bitter Scene" or "That Dollar"
are dreary and smell of motorcycle vests, "Diamond In
the Concrete" and "Anna Lee" are good, full-on
rockers in a classic, very Midwestern way, while the classic
ballad "Devoted to Lonesome" (the title alone!),
the long and wailing "Take Me to the Speedway",
or the beautiful closer "Coal Mine Lung" are reminiscent
of Neil Young's "After the Goldrush" LP, and as
such perfect for that kind of mood, should you be unlucky
enough to be caught in it on a grey day. Fugazi it sure as
hell ain't, but should you find the world weighing heavy on
your shoulders one day and need some clichés to assure
you there's always someone feeling worse than you, I guess
The Dexateens wouldn't be a bad bid. I just hope that day
won't come too soon, where I'll be needing this album.
http://www.estrus.com
If you dig: Neil Young, Grand Funk, Rolling Stones

Jon A
The
Diplomats of Solid Sound - Destination... Get Down! CD
(Estrus Records)
What to make of an album like this? An album of instrumental
party soul, sounding exactly as if it was recorded in 1960.
Efficient, proficient, and competent, very nice and laidback
and all, but nevertheless archaic and somewhat sly. It reminds
me of Quantic Soul Orchestra (reviewed in LowCut 16), Sugarmen
3, or for that sake all of the bands on the Desco label: Copying
the sound and feel of 60's funk down to the suits and cheesy
dance steps, but missing the soul of it in the process. I'm
very much aware that I sound like a spoilsport and a puritan
right now, and I know that most of these bands are intended
to provide nothing more than a goodtime live version of the
music we all dig dancing to, hip hoppers and garage rockers
alike, but there's something too sterile about it, too nostalgic,
too conservative, where I'd like to see an update of this
music, rather than just another tongue-in-cheek replica in
shades. That said, as I stated above, this album is nothing
if not enjoyable and listenable; there's nothing to put your
finger on here apart from my personal resentment of cloning,
and I could even imagine listening to the album again on a
whim, or if I had to concentrate hard on something else.
http://www.estrus.com
http://www.thediplomats.org
If you dig: Booker T. & the MG's, The Meters, Sugarmen
3

Jon A
DMBQ
- The Essential Sounds from the Far East CD (Estrus Records)
Wow! This quartet sounds exactly like what I'd imagined On
Trial would sound like before I actually heard them - I was
let down by the latter, whereas DMBQ's psyched-out spacerock
is all any pot smoker could wish for. Plus, they're Japanese,
which is always cool, and almost always accounts for a slightly
askew take on western music - not DMBQ though, who have been
going on since the late 80's and releasing albums since 95.
They get it all right down to the point, and they do it with
a certain naivity - there's absolutely nothing blasée
to find here - and absolute recklessness - just listen to
"Nothing"'s oscillating trampede and you start holding
on to your couch: This album is so noisy and heavy, you can't
help smiling all over your face listening to it. Even if I
dig some of the stuff, I'm not really big on the whole psychedelic
scene - it's been a decade since I last had a ponytail; half
years go by without me even toking on a joint - but when something
like this gets thrust in your face, it's a pleasant experience.
Now hie thee hither to thy mailorders, mushroom heads, you
need this one a lot more than Julian Cope's latest sideproject!
http://www.estrus.com
http://www.dmbq.net

If you dig: Nebula, MC-5, early Pink Floyd
Jon A
The
Doits - This Is Rocket Science CD (Wild Kingdom/Sound Pollution)
I've seen these rockers live and they really impressed me
as did their "Big City blues" 7" single (2002.
International Garbageman) so this full length album was more
than welcome on my stereo. Its a bit slicker produced by Thomas
Hedblom (mixed by Nick Royale), but when its this insanely
wellcrafted garage powerpop it really gives the tunes a timeless
classic feel. Some of Wild Kingdom's releases suffer from
bland sugarcoated backing vocal harmonies but The Doits practise
the perfect mix of rawness and melody. And its beautifully
guided by guitarist Altay Sagesen's hoarse gutsy lead vocals
in prime cuts like "Hold Me Down", "One More
Day" (great piano by The Duke Of Honk), "Something's
Got A Hold Me" and "U.G.L.Y.". If Flamin Groovies
"Shake Some Action"-area is your kinda r'n'r poison
then by all means get a copy of "This Is Rocket Science",
classic 70s rock with a youthful freshness that's highly addictive.
http://www.thedoits.tk
http://www.soundpollution.se
If you dig: Flamin Groovies, Johnny Thunders, Cheap Trick

Jens
The
Doits - This Is Rocket Science CD (Wild Kingdom)
If you enjoy primitive raw retro rock n' roll then you should
be all over The Doits. These boys are from Sweden and the
band contains of members from cool acts like the Dixie Buzzards
and others. The Doits sounds like a hungry punk band from
the mid 80's. You know like a mixture between too much alcohol,
Johnny Thunders And The Heartbreakers and Radio Birdman. The
toughest tunes on this debut album are the punky One More
Day and the stomping Something's Got A Hold On Me. This is
a nice release from the same guy who earlier released the
first records with the Hellacopters at White Jazz Records.
Nowadays the label is called Wild Kingdom and the releases
are still damn good. Well, purchase this record now. Doit.
http://www.thedoits.tk
http://www.wildkingdom.se
If you dig: Radio Birdman, The New Christs, New York Dolls

Pär
Double
Space - Demo 2004
This is the first demo by this new Danish band. This 3 piece
play a really cool style of noisy stoner like ROCK. No guitar
solos, just strange, slightly psychedelic at times, songs.
Tale opens the 5 track CD and is one of the more melodic tracks
yet still quite distorted and fuzzed out. Twice at 12 is a
more slow distorted, noise rock type track that really builds
and has some frantic drumming at times. Bone is a pure heavy
psych rock track and quite awesome. I really liked this track
a lot. Seems like Teen Spirit is a faster track and more rockin'
still
quite noisy
Key to ? is a bit more normal and melodic
to start but then the band really takes off and shows what
they have to offer in the 7 minutes. Great and very promising
demo!
http://www.double-space.tk

Scott
Jadecroon
- Silence Manitou CD (Silencio Records)
This four track is EP is, in my ears - a very atypical Finnish
production. Much more punky in its feel, and much less Finnish
garage - which is a shame, at least for this particular rendition.
The style of course - is Ameri-Punk, with a twist. As is often
the case with punk releases that want to be mainstream, they
end up being much less
punky and much more mainstream - sounding a lot like Avril,
Blink etc. I don't even remember their names. But its a the
style of choice for making money on MTV I suppose - so I recommend
they send their record there, instead of here - at least if
they expect a positive review.
They wont find that with me, however - they will get a sceptical
yet
approving review. I may not agree with their style of music,
but their
execution of it, is impeccable. At least they know how to
play their
instruments, which is more than can be said for some of their
more
famous partners in crime. I hope the best for them, but I
definitely
wont buy their record.
http://www.jadecroon.com
If you dig: Avril Lavigne, Good Charlotte, The Play Offs

Kristian
The
Flash Express - Introducing The Dynamite Sound Of... CD (Hit
It Now!/Excited)
If you were one of the lucky few who saw Andre Williams &
The Countdowns a couple of years back, you might have wondered
whatever happened to the youngsters in Countdowns. Well, Brian
and Lance formed this fantastic LA combo which is even more
exciting that The Countdowns! Full-on ultra-tight super-energetic
maximum soul blues garage rock'n'roll that'll get any human
with a pulse do some crazy monkey dance moves. This is some
sexy sweaty shit; "The Beat That Kills", "Movin
It", "Flash One Time" etc., every song rips
and just when you think you have them figured out, they do
a roots/country rockin' version of Grand Master Flash's "The
Message"!?! I cant wait to tell Jon A. that I prefer
this version to the original 'rap classic', hehe. Right now
they're on a Euro tour so go get flashed, baby, you wont regret
it, I sure didn't!
http://www.theflashexpress.com
http://www.hititnowrecords.com
If you dig: John Spencer, MC5, Sly And The Family Stone

Jens
Hidria Spacefolk - Live 11AM CD (NEARFest Records NFR0006)
Ok, the great instrumental Finnish space rockers are back
with an amazing (but not totally spaced out) like show from
their only performance in the USA last summer. The band played
at 11 in the morning, thus the name of the CD. Sound quality
and mix is quite amazing and a great line up of tracks on
this one including, all but one of the tracks from their Balansia
CD as well as two tracks from Symbiosis. It is great to hear
the response from the crowd, who really got to experience
a unique band from our part of the world and also very different
from the progressive rock bands that played at this festival.
Great to see the festival arrangers open to this type of music.
If you like space rock, then this is a must own CD!
Scott
Hipbone
Slim & The Knee Tremblers - Have Knees, Will Tremble CD
(Voodoo Rhythm)
Toe Rag Studios! Ex-members of Thee Headcoats and Milkshakes!
Yeah, I hear and smell ya droolin' already like a rhino in
heat, and don't worry cuz this fucker rocks harder than a
thermonuclear Link Wray bastard lick from hell! I really grooved
on 2003's "Snake Pit", and this is fortunately more
of the same wildass dirty rockabilly, 60s r&b/beat and
swamp blues by the suave Earls of London; Sir Bald Diddley,
John Gibbs and Bruce Brand. There's are several celebrity
guests on some of the 12 stompers like Micky Hampshire, Holly
Golightly and Eli Hussock. Hipbone Slim is a band for people
who believe nothing really exciting has happened in rock'n'roll
since 1965! Hipshakin' raunchy'n'bluesy Billy-A-Boppin' for
the inner delinquent in us all!!!
http://www.voodoorhythm.com
lopeciarecords@hotmail.com/hipboneslim.htm
If you dig: Headcoats, Cramps, Johnny Burnette

Jens
Hot
Boogie Chillun - 15 Reasons To R'n'R CD (Drunkabilly)
It's quite an eclectic landscape of different r'n'r genres
this exciting Belgium combo is providing; from rockabilly,
dirty rhythm & blues, swamp soul, twangy blues to straight
forward Supersuckers-like rock'n'roll. And they sure gets
extra points in my book by naming themselves after a John
Lee Hooker song and doing a scorching cover of one of my fave
Peter Green/Fleetwood Mac songs, "Oh Well" (also
a bonus CD-Rom track). Remember Sin Alley and their awesome
girl howler, Martine? Well, that fine lady is doing guest
vocals on "Chickpulling Machine", a should-be hit
that equals anything Southern Culture On The Skids ever done.
Hot Boogie Chillun has been around for over 12 years and they
sure got the cojones to make it big. This ain't no neo-billy
retro thing, its big fat greasy 'n' juicy catchy raunch'n'roll
played with guts and heart. ITS ALIVE!!!
http://www.hot-boogie-chillun.com
http://www.drunkabilly.com
If you dig: Southern Culture On The Skids, Supersuckers,
Powersolo.

Jens
The
Knockout Pills - 1+1 = Ate CD (Estrus Records)
What a pleasant surprise to open a package from Estrus Recordings
and find among the CDs a new album by Tucson, Arizona's speed
punks Knockout Pills! Their first album (reviewed in LowCut
9) completely took me by storm, and judging by the interview
I did with them following that (http://www.lowcut.dk/011_lc/interview/knockoutpills.asp
) are even nice and relatively smart to top it + only one
of them wears blackrimmed glasses. Grown-up men, they appear
to have a very relaxed attitude towards punkrocking, no attitudes
or postures or nothing, and that's possibly why their music
rings so true and straight forward. Second album holds no
surprises, 31 mins, 12 songs that all last between 2 and 2
1/2 mins, except the last one, "Wait for the Apex",
which adds 2 mins of feedback noise to close the album, and
only one song, second last "Teller 159" with a sort
of an Irish folksong flavouring, plays in midtempo; the rest
of them surge ahead at full speed. That's my kind of band!
A fine flair for melody does nothing to set them back, but
the real clou here, as it was on the debut, is the magnificient
non-production courtesy of singer/guitarist Matt Rendon, done
on a four track, that has everything in the red; cymbals crashing,
drums pounding, guitars and bass tearing, and impeccably snotty
vocals all bursting out on top, threatening to do your speakers
in for good. Brilliant! And the cool thing about Knockout
Pills is they make it all sound so easy and natural. Absolutely
awesome!
http://www.estrus.com
http://www.knockoutpills.com
If you dig: Ramones, New Bomb Turks, Stooges, Riverboat Gamblers

Jon A
Los
Dragos - S/T CD (Nicotine Records)
Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, but as far as I can see - Los
Dragos is just another one of those bands, who think a good
track is fast and furious. That a lot of echo will save a
vocalist, that distortion is there to be used, a lot - and
that a blues riff can save a track. Take "Last Kiss"
for instance - very nice and promising intro, but the vocalist
manages to fuck it up... At least the riff continues throughout
the track - which in itself isn't exactly a plus either. I
don't know - there's just something about this entire CD that
rubs me the wrong way. It's been seen before, OK - so has
a lot of the other stuff we review. But this CD and this band,
just go into the same category as Last Vegas and all the other
bands I "kinda" didn't like, it's all a little too
stereotypical, without being it all the way
through. It's psych, when they try and make a Texas shuffle.
Its hard rock when they try for a 12 bar. Its a nice try,
and the world wouldn't be the same without it. But in this
particular style of music, the Bassholes still rule, along
with the Soledad Brothers - for the simple reason, that they
make it both exciting, and cool - these guys just want it
to be cool.
http://www.losdragos.net
If you dig: The Bassholes, The Soledad Brothers, The Last
Vegas

Kristian
Mahard's
Bazar - Texas Oil/Miami Jam 7" (Legal Records)
Price for a book on India, with lots of pictures 10$. Price
of
instruments, $$$. Price for gathering a bunch of guys up from
Finland, free. Price of putting it all together on Mahards
Bazars debut single - Priceless. This is one of a kind! Especially
considering the other brilliant stuff that comes out of Finland,
this one single has to be
described, in my book anyway, as an awe inspiring tribute
to both the
monotonous minimalism of finish garage, and the tropical rhythm
of
Indian Bollywood soundtracks. I was confused when I first
got the
single in the mail. I opened it and thought - hmmm, as you
will too if
you look at the cover art. Putting it on, I still didn't get
it - but
there was that special something about it all, that made me
reset the
needle, and try it again. And then it hit me - like I hadn't
been
paying attention to the music in the first place. The rhythm
of it
all, the constant driving of one instrument, most visible
on Miami Jam
- it all made sense to me. Combine it with a sitar LP by Ravi
Shankar,
and you have the perfect mood music for a night on your favourite
Afghan carpet. Combine it with The Rolling Stones or The Beatles,
and
you have the making of a classic rock club. It's amazing -
what is it
they've done here? I cant even begin to explain how fusing
of Indian
rhythm and simple monotonous instruments can forge a beauty
like this.
I know it's a cliché, but what do they put in the water
up there? If
you only buy one record to dance to this summer - buy this
one!
http://maharadsbazar.cjb.net
If you dig: Ravi Shankar, The Doors, (late) The Beatles

Kristian
Mainliners - Dead Man's Hall/Daughter Of Dime 7" (Crusher)
"Dead Man's Hall" is a heartfelt soul-ish keyboard-driven
ballad that recalls bands like Animals and Them. In fact Robert
Billing's powerful and impressive voice is pretty close to
the pipes of Van Morrison and Eric Burdon. The more uptempo
"Daughter Of Dime" is a raw tuneful rocker comparable
to The Troggs, great stuff! Apparently the British Invasion's
60s influence never stopped, so if you're retrophiliac then
check out these Swedes' competent brand of soulfuzz. If somebody
told me this was made in 1965 instead of 2004 I could easily
have been fooled.
http://www.themainliners.com
http://www.crusherrecods.com
If you dig: Them, Animals, Troggs

Jens
Midnight
Evils - Breakin' It Down CD (Estrus Records)
Noisy, drunken bunch they are at Estrus Records, but hey,
at least they sound like they fucking mean it. In fact, if
it wasn't for the sheer volume and boundless energy, Minnesota
meatheads Midnight Evils would be a rather dull boogierock
band, but as it is, the pure recklessness and perseverance
keep their bluesy hardrock on the better side of average.
Loud guitars and trio crude hollering almost deafen out clichés
like "Move With You All Night Long", "Gettin'
Down on the Midnight Hour", "Lost Control",
or, hold on, "Party, Party, Party"; and the fervour
is catching enough to make you overlook the fact that this
really isn't much.
http://www.estrus.com
http://www.midnightevils.com
If you dig: Zen Guerilla, Motörhead, Soledad Brothers

Jon A
Mouserocket - S/T CD (Empty)
It seems like Alicja is taking a break from the nihilistic
punk esthetics of
the Lost Sounds and Destruction Unit here. Weird and varied
and definately
not punk at all. This has an overall folk inspired feel to
the whole thing
and stylewise it recalls splendid bands like Slovenly, Yo
La Tengo,
Breeders, Sonic Youth, Pixies, Syd Barret-era Pink Floyd and
a whole range
of other late 60s hippie bands. This is another one of those
great US indie
bands that seems to be able to take almost anything and, no
matter how
quirky it might be, make it their own. You never know in which
direction the
music is going but it still works just fine. Clinging guitars
laced with
cello and keyboards and with a Alicja's for the occasion nice
vocals and
Robby Grant's (who sound a lot like Frank Black) ditto, this
is a really
nice piece of hippie dippy folk rock weirdness. Nice and poppy
but always
with a an off-beat angel to make things just a little bit
dangerous...and
did I mention that the cover of the Seeds' "Alone Again
Or" is quite
amazing. This is a record that will get better and better
for a long time,
so maybe in half a year it might have earned itself one more
razor blade.
But for now, I rest my case.
SN
Nightstalker-
Just A Burn LP (Nasoni Records 036)
This is the 4th release by this Greek 3 piece band and the
first on Nasoni. The band's last release, The Ritual was pretty
cool. The band have been heavily influenced by the mid-90's
Monster Magnet sound but this release really shows the band
moving into their own rock sound, leaving the psychedelic
sound behind. This is likely due to the guitarist who formed
the band left in 2004 (although he appears on one track).
All Round (Satanic Drugs from Space) starts off the LP and
this track grooves and the sound production is quite good.
I don't think the new guitar player, Tolis burns it up quite
like Harry but he is still good. Just a burn is a pretty normal
stoner track but Don't blow my High has a really cool smooth
groove to start and then becomes a bit hard drivin' like Dozer.
Line slows things down a bit and the slow part reminds me
of ZZTOP before the heavy part kicks in. Voodoo U Do is a
slow power rocker and has a really cool psychedelic middle
section. Iron is one of the heaviest tracks on the LP but
has this really cheesy "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah" chorus
come on guys
. Silver Shark starts side B and is a great
track with cool dual tracked lead guitars. Explode is a ballad
and features Harry on lead guitar. Give it All features the
lead vocalist and drummer playing some harmonica as well on
this rocker. Shadows, ends this record and is my favourite
track on the record. It is a great song with a lot of nice
psychedelic touches to it. While the band has lost it's Monster
Magnet sound, they have not created a record that really kicked
my ass. I somehow expected more from these guys. Still a pretty
damn good record.
http://www.nasoni-records.com
http://www.nightstalkerband.com/ns.htm
No
More Lies - 41°46,5'N-3°1,9'E CD (BCore Disc)
Hey, some time the speccy gits do have all the fun! Proof
that it's possible both to have the correct punkrock opinions
AND enjoy life and have fun at the same time, this Catalan
trio from Saint Feliu de Guíxols - hence the map legend
- on their third album supposedly have put behind them earlier
postpunk leanings (I'm informed, I haven't heard their earlier
stuff) for a more straightforward punkrock. Also behind them
are the Fugazi inspirations, which on this album only shine
through in the vocals, reminiscent of an Ian Mackaye shouting
his head off and giving a fuck about hitting the tune. And
it's all to great effect: Despite obvious and typical hardcore
song titles and subject matter like "My Sinking TV",
"Bad Catholic Education", "Youth Powered by
Anxiety", "Anti-Denial Song", or the song "Catalan
Official Parasites" dealing with the suckers that become
cops, this is one of the most positive hardcore records I've
heard for ages, and that's fantastic! Plus they're fine lyrics,
even if they aren't original. Even if the tempo slows down
a tad halfway through, around the hit-friendly "Youth
Powered by Anxiety", this album is energetic and fresh
enough to keep you jumping through the summer and forget for
a half hour about the worst winter within living memory or
for that sake recent Danish and US elections.
If you dig: Millencolin, Fugazi, Riverboat Gamblers

Jon A
Sacred
Sailors - s/t 7" (Crusher)
Here is the first single from the youngsters who recently
released the sparkling debut album We Gave It All To You.
Thanks for giving us this one on vinyl; CD sucks, as you all
know! This pleasant piece of plastic comes in a nice cover
and contains the first track from the album and a new song
called Love Sound. The new song is a fucking great up-tempo
garage beat that you just cannot miss. So get your dirty hands
on a copy and don't forget to check up their album.
http://www.thesacredsailors.tk
http://www.crusherrecords.com
If you dig: The Soundtrack Of Our Lives, Hellacopters, Roky
Erickson

Pär
John
Schooley - And His One Man Band CD (Voodoo Rhythm)
This Austin born and raised citizen has made some huge marks
in modern (underground) rock'n'roll history while paying his
dues in cult bands like The Revelators and The Hard Feelings,
and now Mr. Schooley has gone solo with his own one man band.
And compared to the one man bands of the world I'd rate him
among the very best. Armed with only a kicksnare, slideguitar,
harmonica and a gutwrenchin' howl this motherfucker cooks
up some of most infectious delta blues trash mayhem I've heard
in a while. Its more tuneful than Bog Log III and Lightning
Beat-man (Voodoo Rhythm's head honcho), not unlike BBQ, and
while it gets frantic, distorted and over-the-top at times,
many of the tunes evoke classic blues artists of the past
like Elmore James, Hound Dog Taylor and Son House. This is
truly the devil's music in a southern fire'n'brimstone we-are-all-going-to-hell
preaching sorta way, and this honky got the blues bad, baby!
Great covers of Howlin' Wolf, Rufus Thomas and Jimmy Reed.
Definitely my pick of this issue. Viva Voodoo Rhythm!!!
http://www.voodoorhythm.com/johnschooley.htm
schooleyomb@hotmail.com
If you dig: Bob Log III, Oblivians, Hasil Adkins

Jens
SMALL
AXE - Public Thief CD (US 2005)
This is the new unreleased record from the US band (New York)
called Small Axe. These guys play down and dirty nasty rock
and roll. Here you get 13 tracks in 38 minutes. Vocalist,
DJ Miller has a really nasty dirty grungy vocal but somehow
it goes with the music quite well. At times (his best singing)
he reminds me of Rosetta West. The longest track on this CD
is 3:51 and the shortest 1:10 (not really a track..strange
ghostly noises and feedback
). Most of the stuff on the
CD is rocking but Strange to Eat is a very emotional track
and really different from the rest of the CD. They have some
great song titles like Muddle your Brain, Decapitate the Swarm,
and Love it Ugly
I wonder if these guys ever make it
to Europe??? This is their 5th release so it is about time
for this dirty rock and roll to make it our way! http://www.smallaxerock.com

Scott
Sonic
Negroes - Hallelujah, Motherfucker 7" (Inam)
This is the second deal from the Swedish rockers in Sonic
Negroes. I didn't like their first EP Get Down that much,
but this seven-inch is much better. This single contains of
four straightforward punk rock tunes and the favourite is
without doubt Kicked Around. That one blew me away and I hope
they will deliver more stuff like that on their upcoming releases.
The other songs aren't that exiting though. However, you should
really check up the Sonic Negroes if you're into Swedish rock.
http://www.sonicnegroes.com
http://www.itsnotaboutmusic.com
If you dig: Hellacopters, Sewergrooves, Supersuckers

Pär
Sweatmaster
- Tom Tom Bullet (CD Bad Afro)
It's invasion of the Finnish guys today - as Sweatmaster return
with their second long player, and finally! The expectations
have been high, but somehow, I didn't really expect anything
new from them - having already placed them in their booth,
I only wanted them to execute their minimalist rock for me,
again and again - and they do
that, to some extent, on their new record. But the record
also includes a very welcome addition of instruments and expressions
to the band. Compared to Sharp Cut, this is much less Sharp,
and much more expression and - shoot me for saying it - TSOOL.
Some of the tracks, express a pseudo psych composition, to
my ears, tracks like The Kid
and Evolution Never Came This Way - which features a piano,
and is the
one song that makes this record perfect in my ears. But Sweatmaster
are a primal band, and you can't take that away from them.
The bass is
beating, primal tribal rhythm like, the guitar thrusts in
its characteristic staccato rhythm - and the drums accentuate
that. Even the new instruments are primal. On Evolution Never
Came This Way, the jazz/blues like piano fills are pounded
through, again, reminding us that these guys play hard-ball,
even if their sound has changed a lot, and become much more
faceted. But it also has it's classic Sweatmaster tracks,
like the single Song With No Words, and the MC5 like Kick
This Town. This band will be an inspiration for generations
to come - and have already created a lot of publicity for
Finnish bands, outside of Finland. I have a hard time comparing
this LP to their
first album, because I loved that one so much. But they are
so different, that I can say - both records are the best they've
ever done, in their own way. Don't just buy one, buy both
- and get in tune with the Sweatmaster way!
http://www.sweatmaster.net
If you dig: Tussler, Kings Of Leon, TSOOL

Kristian
Texas
Motherfuckers - Retaliation CD (Motherfuckin' Records)
Its roughneck hardrock/punk'n'roll time again and the testosterone
truly runs rampant during these 9 tracks from this Malmø
combo. Ugly, loud, dirty, unrepentant and not unlike a slower
version of Puffball these fuckers will probably not please
people who like their r'n'r sophisticated and innovating,
but I'm sure Lemmy would love to drink himself silly to these
tunes. The only problem with "Retaliation" is the
mixed sound quality, the cD seems like a compilation of songs
recorded between 1999 and 2003, a tune like "The King"
sounds like its recorded in someone's bathroom! "Desert
Shakes" differs a bit but its a decent stab at Stoner
sludge rock, though I prefer the fast songs. Texas Motherfuckers
got a lot of potential, I've seen'em live a few years back
but I was too drunk to really remember that much, haha. Anyway,
when they can afford to get a topnotch production I'm sure
their promising hardass brand of headbanger noize will blow
a few minds out there. http://www.texasmf.com
If you dig: Motörhead, Stooges, The Grinners

Jens
Three
Speed Automatic - Villa Rocka LP (Nasoni Records 031)
This is quite a strange mix this record by this Dutch band.
The A side is tracks gathered from their debut CD, No Mans
Land. Side A is pure rockin' stuff with some pretty cool tracks
but over all I was not that impressed but damn the B side
totally blew my mind! It is a long adventure that was recorded
for a cult Dutch film called Horizonica. This is worth the
money for the record alone. I hope that his band will record
more stuff like this as I really enjoyed it. It is hard to
describe but it is damn good psychedelic music.
http://www.nasoni-records.com
http://www.3speedautomatic.com

Scott
Tijuana
Hercules - s/t CD (Black Pisces)
This trio hails from Chicago and plays some kinda dirty ragged
old blues punk. A fair way to describe their sound is like
a blue delirious Tom Waits on drugs. Do you get it? Their
sound is very modest and they play on stuff like tin cans,
and that's cool. I didn't like this record until I heard the
last slow song When The Moon Comes Up Wild. The most of the
other tunes are unfortunately more in an up-tempo beat and
not that interesting. The singer and guitarist John Vernon
Forbes barks with a forceful whisky voice and ends the record
with a heart aching scream; It's been a lousy life! I agree.
I would buy the record right away only for that last brilliant
song.
http://www.tijuanahercules.com
If you dig: Tom Waits, Howlin' Wolf and cheap whiskey

Pär
The
Ugly Beats - Bring On The Beats CD (Get Hip)
I got this CD the same day I found a used copy of the 60s
garage comp "Teenage Shutdown : You Treated Me Bad",
and after half a bottle of Jim Beam I had trouble hearing
which was which, haha. Retro? You bet! Totally irrisistable
garage pop with a grand authentic feel helped by a tasty Farfisa
organ and some charming British Invasion-style vocal harmonies.
Prime cuts on the records are "KO'd", "I'm
The Only", "Girl On The Brian" (traces of Defectors)
and their great version of The Easybeats' "I'll Make
You Happy". My only beef is it all sounds almost too
nostalgic, but that's a minor complaint. From Austin, Texas.
http://www.gethip.com
http://www.uglybeats.com
If you dig: Standells, Kinks, Defectors

Jens
Waldorf
- S/T CD (Kinky Star)
Four piece band from Gent, inspired by both The Beatles and
The Sex Pistols? What kind of deformed record is that? Well,
actually a pretty good one. The band is named after the founder,
Waldorf, who set out to write pop music with a rocky edge.
And he pretty much succeeded, with
the driving energy of the guitar, and the twists and modulations
of pop. Actually, it all works out pretty well - and that
makes me a happy camper. He reminds me of the Danish artist
Tim Christensen, in his Dizzy day, with a lot of amp and catchy
tunes. The major
difference however, is that Tim was and is a harder rocker
than Waldorf will ever be. Waldorf's guitar is hard, but in
the kiddy kind of way - where it reminds me more of run down
version of System of a Down or Creed or whatever. It has a
nice feel to it though. The tracks fit in together, and there
is no disputing that this debut album willm bring them quite
a bit of fame and glory, I'll do my best at least. Oh and
one last thing, that could well earn these guys five blades:
the record design. Oh dear oh dear - this is the coolest record
I have seen in a long time. I mean, if for nothing else -
buy the record and hang it on your wall. If the band is reading
this - please send me a huge poster of it - it's that cool!
http://www.abandcalledwaldorf.com
If you dig: Foo Fighters, Aimona, Dizzy Mizz Lizzy

Kristian
V/A
Midnight Bombers/Bevelaqua 7" (Rodent Records)
The Bombers' 2 tracks, "Work Weak" and "Back
& Forth", are fast Minor Threat-ish hardcore with
a bit of Jack Saints' punk'n'roll thrown in. Apparently they
hate work but love sex, well who doesn't, haha. Not bad. They
got a full length album, "Evil Street", out soon.
Bevelaqua is almost impossible to describe, sorta like sludgecoredoompunk
with double bassdrums; Victims Family meets Melvins? This
is some angry shit.
http://www.midnightbombers.com
Midnight Bombers 
Bevelaqua 
Jens
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