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7
that Spells- It Came from the Planet of Love (RAIG Records)
This Croatian psychedelic rock band is back with their 3rd
CD in 3 years. The band is getting more and more intense with
each release. The CD features 2 tracks, the first, Towards
the Planet of Love is 30 minutes long. It begins with some
glissando guitar as the sound slowly gets more and more intense
and the other instruments filter in and the psychedelic space
jamming begins. The track goes through a lot but is pretty
damn intense. Phew
. Erotic Meltdown begins slowly but
then explodes into a serious Acid Mother Temple like freakout
session that finally gives way after 13 minutes the last 5
minutes are a strange ambient drone with a lot of hiss. This
is a pretty cool record if you like psychedelic freakout music.
http://www.7thatspells.com/home.htm
If you dig: Acid Mothers Temple, Circle, Paul Chain

Scott
36
Crazyfists Rest Inside the Flames CD (Roadrunner Records/Bonnier
Amigo)
Ive been repeating myself, so for the sake of experimenting,
and since its a true Californian summer, just for this
issue, Im gonna try to keep an open mind towards emo.
Oh yes, Im plunging right in. Emo: Its lovely,
isnt it? Youve got gigantic monster riffs, double
bass drums pummelling ahead, angry growling and then,
whoops, up pops a melodic chorus for you to hold on to, a
short breather, sung in a clear voice and all, so the lyrics
can really get into your heart and make you feel all teenage
angsty all over again. Excellent, right? Serves a purpose,
must do, since tons of these records are released every month
and somehow, a large quantity of them make their way
around my mailbox. But really, lets be realistic here:
Youre not gonna get kids bred on MTV punk to move on
directly to the meanest metal core, youve gotta soften
it up with a bit of pop for them to be able to swallow it.
Its the alcopop of extreme metal, then. And its
not like its all shit, 36 Crazyfists have obviously
put tons of work into the composition of these songs, stuffed
them with time changes, heavy guitars, and then snuck in some
growling to give the emo kids a taste of real metal core.
If I didnt know better, Im sure I could dig this.
Theres a whole world of extreme music out there, its
just that its hiding sometimes, so you need to find
a door like this.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.co.uk
http://www.36crazyfists.com
If you dig: Refused, Papa Roach, My Chemical Romance

Jon A
Albatros- Demo 2005 (Sweden)
This is the 3rd demo (I think) by Albatros and the band continues
with their cool 70s style psychedelic blues rock. Uprising
opens the demo and is great track with spaced out vocals (just
like I like them!) and a track that really builds up into
a frenzy. Badger is next and is a slow strange bluesy psych
rocker. A Badgers Tale continues this track but now
the guitar takes off and some psychedelic sounds bubble up
in the background for quite a strange freakout jam. The next
two tracks were recorded live on Oct 7th, 2005 in Gothenburgs
Musikenshus. The sound is excellent on these two live tracks.
The band for sure goes for a heavy psych sound. The Way of
the Gypsy Curse is quite a hard rocker, while A Thousand Leaves
is a longer 7½ minute track that develops a lot more
than the other tracks.
Man, the band have one of the coolest web pages I have seen,
so go check that out and you can hear most of these tracks
on their page as well as 160kbp MP3 files. My only complaint
is that several of the tracks sound a bit too much the same
here and they could use more guitar solos but that does not
mean I did not like the stuff. Spaced out Blues rock
.
http://www.albatros.nu
If you dig: Carpet Knights, Big Brother and the Holding Company,
Fantasyy Factoryy

Scott
And
Say We Did Final Demonstration 00:00 > 32:17 CD
(Basement Apes Ind.)
Remember Hirameka Hi-Fi? Thought you wouldnt. Not to
ditch instrumental rock music as a whole, but some of it just
sounds like they forgot to add vocals, especially the more
post-hardcore orientated bands like the aforementioned Hirameka
Hi-Fi. Like Fugazi without Ian MacKaye yapping his head off
which Im sure sounds wonderful to some, but probably
not the same people that would buy this record. And Say We
Did, a Cleveland-based band that reportedly rose up when they
were joined by the bassist from Superstatic Revolution (whoever
that might be), sound exactly like that. And its fine,
they have some good songs, a lot of angular guitars, syncopated
rhythms, lilting melodies. You just cant help wishing
theyd add a singer, or at least I cant, to take
it a step further, make something great out of it. For now,
its a good effort, but forgotten next month.
http://www.basementapesind.com
If you dig: Fugazi, Trans Am, Shellac

Jon A
Antler-
Nothing that a bullet couldnt Cure (Small Stone Records)
Antler is a project from the guys in the band Roadsaw with
some other locals. This 6 piece band (twin guitars, bass,
drums, vocals and keyboards) play southern blues inspired
rock music and this is their 2nd CD. The songs are very melodic
and slick and bands from the 70s certainly come to mind
when you hear this stuff. I heard the record 3 or 4 times
though and it never really picked me up and kicked me in the
ass. While the songs are good and solid they just did not
catch me and I could not really remember a single one at the
end. If you like bands that try to get back to the roots of
the southern blues rock but never quite get it right
I dont know. just a little too mainstream and not gritty
enough for me.. I like my southern rock a bit more mean and
nasty and no so slick.
http://www.smallstone.com
If you dig: Black Crowes, Five Horse Johnson, The Eagles,
Little Feat

Scott
Barra Head Undermine/Gradiska 7 (Play/Rec)
Denmarks premier post-hardcore band one of the
very few Danish post-hardcore bands around, to be honest
are back with a new 7 as a teaser for their third album.
And it sounds exactly like youd want Barra Head to sound,
especially Undermine: Hard, angular, melodic,
politic, poetic, and ever-so super tight you wanna piss yourself.
Gradiska is more on the quiet side, a typical
b-side to be honest, but the cool thing is, once its
over, you can just turn it over again and hear Undermine
again and again, until your neighbours come knocking down
your door, frustrated tears in their eyes, begging to be let
into the revolution.
http://www.playrec.dk
If you dig: Fugazi, Refused, NoMeansNo

Jon A
The Beavers Are Back! 7 (High School Refuse)
I havent got a clue where the Beavers have been but
Im glad theyre back! These 4 Dutchmen have been
caught in a time warp and theyre now trapped in the
60s. Haircut and all! Its totally cool and the three
tracks here are loud and wild and catchy and the organ sounds
cool. The only band I can think of that plays this kinda Back
from the Grave stomp just as good is the Hara-Kee-Rees and
they are fucking amazing - and so is this. Very short songs
but they rock like a bunch of mother fuckers. Even the instrumental
is great! I have sort of given up on modern 60s garage rock.
Most of it is totally slick and boring. This is not. This
is hot and wild and fucked-up
like any good rock record
should be. Lets hope they stay with us.

Simon Nielsen
The
Blind Robins : Panorama Valley CD (Rolling Blackout Records)
2nd album by Rockford's honky tonk heroes, which thankfully
follows the same path as their excellent debut "The Origin
Of The Wasteland". This is roots rock at it's purest,
twangiest and most exciting; Old school Merle Haggard-style
C&W are fused with Long Ryders alt. country/cowpunk and
more traditional bluegrass/folk. The lyrics from singer/guitarist
Michael Whyte are as thoughtful and funny as always as he
takes on topics like religion, lust, and blue collar politics
with his usual dark, reflective but hilarious wit. There's
even a tribute to the Carter Family, "Cash And The Carters",
which also deals with personal health problems. Guest musicians
include Jessica Billey (Mekons, Smog) and Bud Melvin on pedal
steel guitar/banjo. The Blind Robins have received a lotta
rave reviews, both in the US but also here Europe (especially
in the Netherlands), so my fingers are crossed for a Euro
Tour. Any fan of the artists on Bloodshot Records will love
The Blind Robins, trust me!
http://www.theblindrobins.com
If you dig: The Lone Ryders, Commander Cody & His Lost
Planet Airmen, John Fogerty & The Blue Ridge Rangers

Jens
The
BossHoss : Rodeo Radio CD (Universal)
The follow up to Internashville Urban Hymns is
more of the same; country fried covers of pop hits like Diana
Ross Upside Down, My Favorite Game
(The Cardigans), and Hot Stuff (Donna Summer).
Yeah, kinda like the same shtik as Hayseed Dixie are into
though not as bluegrass or not as many rock classics, which
is why Hayseed Dixies music will probably last longer.
Its very easy and commercial to do this concept, its
not even that new, Junkyard Dogs & Eddie Spaghetti did
it many years ago. But you gotta love a cd like this when
you had a couple brewskis, one cant help dancing to
the tunes. The BossHoss is from Berlin and does an okay job
faking Texas accents, theyre excellent musicians as
musicians which helps a lot. And their few original tunes
are maybe better than the covers.
http://thebosshoss.com/
If you dig: Hayseed Dixie, Eddie Spaghetti, Junkyard Dogs

Jens
The
Brought Law - Right on Time (Small Stone Records)
Like Antler, this is the bands 2nd release, they hail
from the NE of the USA and play southern rock music. The Brought
Low has a much more country flavour to them as well as the
authentic style vocals (real or not???).. This is much more
upbeat and nasty than the slick produced Antler. The CD begins
with the excellent A Better Life. Hail Mary is a real sing
a long track and not my favourite. This Aint no Game
is a more AC/DC meets southern rock style thing. Tell Me is
even more AC/DC inspired. Dear Ohio is a slow foot stomping
blues rock song that the band sort of jams out a bit..Too
bad it did not really jam.. Throne kicks it up into high gear
and is probably the hardest hitting track on the CD. Blues
for Cubby bring it up a level and is a real rocker. Theres
a Light is a sort of country styled ballad to end this CD.
http://www.smallstone.com
http://www.broughtlow.com/
If you dig: James Gang, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Black Crowes

Scott
Buzzcocks
: Flat-Pack Philosophy CD (Cooking Vinyl)
Holy Orgasm Addict! This really a surprise after a string
of so-so releases, although it cant capture the standard
of their awesome 1977-79 classics (but what can?), Flat-Pack
Philosophy still a damn fine release. I Had Enough
and Sell You Everything are probably my faves,
made me feel 14 again. Dont know if one could call Buzzcocks
the originators of English poppunk, but they sure do it better
than 99% of all the bland stuff out there nowadays. Sure wish
I couldve bought Pete Shelley a beer last they were
here in Copenhagen, but I was too busy drinking so I didnt
arrived in time for the sold-out show. Well, next time then.
http://www.buzzcocks.com
If you dig: Buzzcocks...what else?

Jens
Camaro
Rouge Got a Grave in my Head LP (Demolition Derby)
Chicago based three-piece rocknroll outfit fronted
by two ladies who play the bass, the guitar and do the vocals.
Arman, (formerly?) of the Whiteouts, does the drums and they
deliver some seriously rocking stuff. Great vocals with plenty
of attitude and some cool harmonies. That and the kinda raw
sixtieish sound gives this a fine Headcoatees feel, however
this is more quirky and off-beat and quite original. Inspirations
seem to go in all kindsa directions some great early
Hole tendencies here and there - but it all comes out pretty
straight-forward and swinging. Considering the fashion/art
connection these two ladies have this has a surprisingly simple,
pop feel to it. Kinda reminds me of a female version of the
Marked Men I dunno why. They also seem to be able to
get away with some strange stuff without ever loosing their
focus and energy. Lyrics deal with everyday things like cigarettes,
Cadillacs, love gone bad and porn. Stuff we all can relate
to
except the porn of course.
http://www.thecamarorouge.com
http://www.demderby.com
Simon Nielsen
Isobel Campbell & Mark Lanegan Ballad of the
Broken Seas CD (V2/Bonnier Amigo)
The Norwegians have the Kings of Convenience and now
the Scottish also have that weird kind of easy listening,
folky, rocky yeah, you know the one... Im not
sure if its because the record is being backed by the
Scottish Art Council (we rare get anything thats actually
sanctioned by a government here at Lowcut), but these two
have a real professional thing going something I wont
mess up with a tasteless review. So here goes! A fusion of
early folk traditions, and modern artists renditions such
as Thomas Dybdahl or Rufus Wainwright, combined with Marks
dark and mysterious Johnny Cash voice. The combination of
beauty and the beast always makes for a wonderful record,
and Isobel and Mark are no exception. With everything from
string backing, to dark rockabilly Heavy Trash sounding
tunes, they are bound to strike a chord with most anyone.
http://www.v2music.com
Kristian
Johnny
Casinos Easy Action : I Paid For Affection, Not The
House Of Correction CD (Off The Hip)
This album is a bit more rhythm & blues-y than last years
We've Forgotten More Than You'll Ever Know and
it suits the band perfectly. The Australian/American combo
sports members of Astroid B612, The Egos, Rancid Vat etc.
and theyre here to celebate pure honest rocknroll,
and man, they do it with a whole lotta soul and balls-out
rock control. Covers by the likes Compulsive Gamblers, Little
Richard & The Band, and a string of boss originals like
Treatin Me Kind, Gotta Get Back
and I Gotta Woman which reminded me of Swingin
Neckbreakers. I Paid For Affection should appeal
to a shitload of rockfans whos into to nitty gritty
stuff.
http://www.offthehip.com.au
http://myspace.com/johnnycasinoseasyaction
If you dig: Celebate Rifles, Chuck Berry, Fleshtones

Jens
Cheap
Trick- Rockford (SPV Records)
I have not heard a Cheap Trick record in 20 years! I saw the
band on the Dream Police tour in 1979 and they were amazing
live. I also had a friend in high school that was a huge fan
so I heard the first record, In Color and live at Budakon
a lot of times. Anyway, it is the original line up and believe
it or not and they still rock like hell in their melodic hard
rock way. Welcome to the World is a very short track (2 min)
but rocks and has one of the heavier riffs on the record towards
the end of the track. Perfect Stranger features really classic
Cheap Trick, Beatles inspired vocals and reminds me of their
music from the late 70s. Come ON Come On Come ON is
a fast paced little rocker. O Claire is an emotional
track. Zander he still sounds amazing after all these years.
One More is a strange funky little track to mix things up.
Dream the Night Away is probably the one they play on the
radio, if any of this ever gets on the radio..Decaf ends the
CD with a rocker!
Although the band is not breaking any new ground here they
are staying true to their 70s sound and having a good
time as well.
http://www.spv.de
http://www.cheaptrick.com
If you dig: CHEAP TRICK, Beatles
Scott
The Cheaters : promo 5 track CD (Big Dipper Records)
Norway seems to bursting with new cool acts at the moment,
and The Cheaters are among the cream of the crop, fusing the
best of the 60s and 70s into their boss tunes. Be it British
Invasion r&b, 77 powerpunkpop/pubrock or Nuggets
garagerock, The Cheaters master it all. Theyve been
around for less than 2 years, but they already played Roskilde
and will appear at Gutter Island, so go see em if you
have the chance, these youngsters are heading for the top!
Its Alright and I Might Be Evil
should be out on a 45 by now. Thanks to Joe Cain (The Quotes)
who gave me the cd at Primitive festival.
http://www.bigdipper.no
http://www.thecheaters.org/
If you dig: The Yardbirds, Count Bishops, The Seeds

Jens
Cheveu Clara Vénus 7 (SDZ Records/Pollymaggoo
Records)
Get your sweetest sugar cubes and your juiciest carrots out!
Cheveu is here and you know you want to be their friend when
this electro punk rama lama starts wagging its tail. Unintelligible
aural droppings in French all over drum machine beats and
buzz saw guitar riffs and its even over before it starts.
Two short songs and a locked groove at the end of the B-side
from the new electro punk geeks on the block. They know which
buttons to press and how to get the best xXzZyYyYcHtR
kAkAkA out of their cheap keyboards and fruit loops for sure
and theres an Arthur Rimbaud reference or two somewhere,
as well.
http://www.cheveunet.free.fr
http://sdzrecords-at-yahoo.com
http://www.pollymaggoo-at-free.fr
If you dig: Threading a needle with the collected works of
Saussure while hanging out at the video game arcade?

Morten
Colour Haze- Tempel (Elektrohasch)
Colour Haze, the Kings of the German Underground scene is
back with their new CD. It was recorded and produced once
again in Hannover by Willi. Lets just get into it
The
CD starts with Aquamaria, which many might have heard on the
bands myspace web page. It starts slowly with the track building
slowly, as a lot of CH tracks do. There is a lot of more complex
interaction between Philip (bass) and Stefan (guitar) giving
the track a more progressive rock, jazzy feel to it. Fire
is next and a track that the band played a lot in 2005 but
the track is totally different now. The track used to have
a very short spacey part to start and then a killer very catchy
guitar riff kicked in for a real rocker. The track is totally
transformed here and the riff never appears and the track
stays pretty laidback and is a very emotional track now. Liked
the rocking version better but this is nice. Mind, is built
on a very groovy bass line and is a tuned down stoner rock
groover and features a short Hammond organ solo. I felt this
one could have become a great jammed out track. It just feels
cut short here
Maybe they extend this one live?? Tempel,
the title track begins slowly once again, with some nice guitar
harmonics and bass and this is a real showcase track for this
bands musical talents. Brilliant! Gold and Silver is one of
my favourite tracks on the record and has a very laid back
groove and really nice vocals by Stefan. The Hammond is once
again featured and Stefan does a great guitar solo. Earth,
another track the band played in 2005, is the most rocking
track on the CD. Ozean is a short and dreamy instrumental
track with some beautiful and spacey guitar playing. I really
like that Stefan is adding some delay and has a new tone on
this track. Thanks Stefan
Stratoform, ends the CD and
starts as a slow and building track with a really cool drum
pattern. The dual layers of vocals and a nice effect and the
great happy feeling of the guitar solo is great.
Well, Colour Haze proves once again that they are a brilliant
band with great players and continue to write cool songs.
This CD has a much more laid back vibe than anything before
it and Stefan has opened up a little bit on his guitar sound,
offering us, perhaps a glimpse into a move away from the sound
being too much the same. True Quality music....
http://www.elektrohasch.de
http://www.colourhaze.de
If you dig: Causa Sui, Kyuss, Colour Haze
.
Scott
Cross-Shack-Ostermann
: Trio From Hell CD (Kick Music)
Ive seen this combo many times at blues bars, always
a pleasure. After 10 years they apparently decided to put
out their first release which is packed old school blues,
rnr and r&b and classics like Mona,
Baby Please Dont Go, Summertime Blues
etc. Singer/guitarist Billy Cross has been playing rnr
for 40 years, touring with the likes of Bob Dylan in the 70s
before he moved to Denmark, but he really managed to infuse
some fresh energy into the 9 tunes. Maybe the choice to record
at Black Tornado with garagerock producer Ralph
A. Rjeily (On Trial, The Untamed, Thee Exciters, Cherry Overdrive,
Baby Woodrose etc.) inspired the middleaged trio to attack
the much-covered material with more gutso than many younger
bands posses.
http://kick.dk
http://www.billycross.com
If you dig: Canned Heat, Dave Edmunds, Fabulous Thunderbirds

Jens
Damnation Kids Wanna do it!/Broken Heart 7
(High School Refuse)
Wow! Amazing 7 by these crazy Oldenburgers
or wherever
the fuck they came from in Germany. I think its Oldenburg.
Anwyay, this sounds like it comes straight outta the Oblivians
members collective asses and its delivered with
the aggression of the Reatards live! Man, you know its
good. Sadly there are only 2 songs here, but Id give
this 5 razors any day for I Wanna do It! alone.
Fucked up trashpunkrock like the Oblivians only harder and
with eminent off beat guitar solo and screaming Hammond in
the back ground. The flip is almost buried in Hammond and
feedback but almost just as flat out rocking. I gotta get
these maniacs to Denmark so I can see them live. One of the
best High School Refuse 7s ever! Wow!
Simon Nielsen
Dark
Sun and the Rising Telepaths- Astral Visions Vol. 1 (Dark
Sun Music)
Dark Sun is the long running Finnish Psychedelic space rock
band from Helsinki. The band has not released anything for
quite for a long period of time but that does not mean that
most of the members have not been jamming in the mean time.
This double CD set limited to 100 copies is the best of their
rehearsal room jam sessions from summer 2004-2005. It features
fantastic psychedelic artwork by Ylli. Getting Wild starts
off slowly but builds into a great intense psychedelic with
all the guitars flying and creating a heavy psych environment.
Great 14 min jam to start the CD: Space Jam I is next and
more relaxed. Dark Sun used to be heavily a synthesizer band,
while now the sound is dominated by spacey psychedelic guitar
playing, with the synthesizers playing a very minor role in
the sound. In Space Jam II, a Third stone from the Sun bass
line starts things off before the guitars kick into high gear.
Dis the Key is really like a track that they develop almost
into a song and features some far out sounds that spin in
your head. Cosmic Waste is 3 minutes of very spaced out noise.
We get High is a nice short melodic jam. Spaced out Again
continues this vibe and features a beautiful guitar solo to
start the piece and then the band fly out into space. The
Dream of Judas features a spoken word poem while the band
slowly space out. Nice. Pohjoinen Viisaus is sung in Finnish
and begins very mystical-magical with cool guitar. The 18
minute Flight to Utopia ends the 1st CD of killer psychedelic
jamming.
CD2 is 12 tracks in 75 minutes and is a bit more uneven than
the first CD but also features more experimental stuff with
Santtu switching to synths and Mikko from Synths to bass,
etc.. Solar Jam is a slow building groove as more and more
sound builds up and perhaps people joining as well. It features
a drum solo at the end. Dreaming in Purple is very dreamy.
Monster Jam runs 13 minutes and features a lead synth solo.
Sam on Mars features the drumming mainly as a spacey groove
builds until Janne comes in on vocals. You cant run
but
kicks things up into high gear again. This is the
first real upbeat jamming track on the 2nd CD but it only
flies shortly. The Second Coming features some great guitar
playing on this floating space piece. Opening Jam is next
and features a cool phased out psych guitar groove. Open your
Mind features Janne on vocals and is quite a melodic piece.
Backwards in Time is 1½ minutes of something they turned
backwards and it sounds very strange. Sun God/Psych Avengers
is the coolest jam on the CD2 but be patient. IT is slow to
start but gets very spaced out. Space and Time is another
dreamy piece. Time Machine ends the CD and features some organ
way in the background and a strange jam.
If you like free form psychedelic rock jamming, then you
will enjoy this quite a lot and it will be a collectors item
for sure! The CD is available from the Aural Innovations mail
order store and CD Services in Scotland.
http://hop.to/darksun
If you dig: Hawkwind, Øresund Space Collective, The
Spacious Mind, Circle, Dream Machine
Scott
DC
Snipers : Missile Sunset CD (Dead Beat Records)
These NYC/NJ guys differ somewhat other Dead Beat artists
like Live Fast Die and Radio Reelers with a more proto-punk
(think Electric Eels) and arty new wave/psych sound. Theres
plenty of fast punkers like Criminal Dogs and
Die (They All Want To) but song like Electric
Chair From Saigon really stand out with its of
primal punk laced with a cool organ, and Soviet Union
is kinda no-wave-y-Screamers-ish. DC Snipers is fascinating
original, but still classic in a 1979-before-all-newwave-started-to-suck
kinda way. ve caught myself in humming All Humans
Are Garbage several times lately, but please remember
to get awesome in the street!
http://www.dead-beat-records.com/
If you dig: Lost Sounds, Screamers, Electric Eels

Jens
DC
Snipers Missile Sunset CD/LP (Dead Beat Records)
Sometimes you get these records that you kind of dig, but
you have no idea what to make of them. Like, where does this
fit in? You reach for the press release for help, and the
cues it gives you are Human Eye, Geisha Girls, Urinals, Red
Red Red, Tractor Sex Fatality, and so on. Like, thats
supposed to HELP me?! Thank you! But I like this stuff, I
really do. Theres this arty, British post-punk vibe
to it that could only come from New York, which it does, but
then, just to throw you off, they smothered the whole thing
with a driving Wurlitzer that makes it sound like a mix between
Swell Maps and Fuzztones. If you can imagine that, youre
not right in your head, and you should go see Doctor Rock.
Naming your band DC Snipers barely 5 years after the incident
might seem tasteless to some, but then theres a big
sing-along song at the end of the record where the chorus
repeatedly goes All Humans Are Garbage. Which,
at times, they are, especially in New York. Makes me wanna
punch some of the Jennifers and Davids yelling up my block
in front of the hotel across the street, fucking tourist vulture
scum they are with their loud, abrasive voices and preppy
clothes.
http://dead-beat-records.com

Jon A
Decomposed
Torn from the Womb CD (Worldeater Records)
A kneeling naked woman covered in blood and faeces, holding
a gun to her head as the madness shines in her bloodshot eyes,
while between her legs lies her demon spawn, to horned babies
calmly sleeping, and beside her the bloody knife with which
she cut them from her body. Like, oh my God, if only it didnt
look so amateurish and cheap. Someones 15-year-old kid
brother did this? The same who did the cover for Returner?
Well, fits the music, Im afraid. I mean, this is a demo,
of course, and should be judged as such, but then, it has
been released semi-commercially (they want money for it, if
just a little), so on the basis it should be judged against
other bands reviewed here, like Misery Speaks. This is not
something Id actually want to listen to at home. Like,
Im gonna stand there and ponder, Hmm, am I gonna
put on the first Morbid Angel, the second Pungent Stench,
the third Death, or Decomposeds demo CD? For real?
This only gets an extra razor blade because theyre keeping
it old school.
http://www.worldeaterrecords.com
If you dig: Six Feet Under, Cannibal Corpse

Jon A
Digital
Leather Monologue CD (Empty Records)
Somewhere in sunburnt Arizona sits a melancholic, romantic
young man yearning for the rainsoaked, English Midlands of
the 80s to match the chaos within his dark soul. He
daydreams of walking the dead, industrial, barren landscape
as some sort of Mad Max or Bladerunner, revels in his decadent
fantasies of sophisticated, lace- and leatherclad boytoys
spilling their semen on his tied-up tortured body, of the
humiliation and dehumanization. His parents, art school drop-outs
in exile, are fairly concerned about him, wondering if maybe
this has something to do with their excessive cocaine consumption
during his mothers pregnancy, and in an attempt to cheer
up their boy, his mother gave him all her old records of Dead
Or Alive, Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, and Sisters
Of Mercy, thinking maybe this would set him straight. Instead
he stole money from her purse and bought himself a crappy
old keyboard and drum machine to create his own masterpiece
of dark, erotic, angst-laden, gothy EBM. Parents, in cases
like this, you need to give your children hardcore, lots of
hardcore, to cheer them up and get them thinking positive
thoughts. This aint gonna help any, you know, and now
Oprah Winfrey has to do the cleaning up.
http://www.emptyrecords.com
If you dig: Sisters Of Mercy, Brandi Ifgray, D.A.F.

Jon A
Doctor
Dunbars Medicine Band- Sticks and Stones CD-EP (Ant
Nest Records)
DDMB is a pop rock band from Lund, Sweden. This EP features
5 tracks in 16 minutes and has a very nice production. The
band have been around since 1999 and produced 4 demos and
one full length CD (in 2005). This material is pretty much
straight up rock 70s inspired music with a little strangeness
thrown in (mostly by the cool keyboard lines) with a melodic
pop edge. Not as mainstream sounding as awful Danish pop (thankfully!)
and but probably poppy enough to get on Swedish radio. Well
played
http://www.antnestrecords.com
http://www.ddmb.se
If you dig: Motorpsycho, Kula Shaker

Scott
Drahk
von Trip- Major Breeze CD-R (Drahkvontrip Music)
Drahk von Trip have released their latest psychedelic trip
into the unknown in the form of this CD-R, that features two
long jams from the rehearsal room recorded in May 21st, 2006.
The opening track Love Breeze is 21 minutes long and a slowly
building piece. The sound is quite good on this rehearsal
room recording made with two microphones. Think of CAN with
a female voice and flute and violin, as the tracks here are
long and repetitive but slowly build and captivate you. The
guitars really make this piece. IT would be great and add
a cool psychedelic flavour if Susanne could have some delay
or effects on her voice some times. I would love this. Not
sure if the track got its name by it sort of sexual or orgasmic
nature of the building vocals at the end, or not??? Major
Drahk is a long 46 ½ minute piece that is a long trip
and quite dreamy at the beginning. Around 25 minutes Susanne
becomes slightly possessed and growls back into the forefront
to bring forth strange visions as the hypnotic music drifts
on.. Quite an amazing feeling is created as the jam gets very
intense and Göran is pounding the drums
. It lets
off some steam and drifts back down. Great jam..be patient
and you will be rewarded.
If you are fans of the bands monthly jams that they release
on their web page, then check this limited edition CD-R release
available from the band.
http://www.drahkvontrip.com
If you dig: Jefferson Airplane, CAN, Amon Duul II
Scott
Dusteroid-
Albedo Zero (Dusteroid Music)
Dusteroid are a 3 piece dirty-doomy rock band from London,
England. This is their debut CD and features 5 tracks. I can
see from the reviews on the net though that other versions
of this CD were put out with 7 tracks. The CD starts with
Something someone said and is a bit like Clutch but not nearly
as cool or groovy. Next up, Dykes that Bite, and this is very
much like a mix between Cathedral and Orange Goblin. The vocalist
is very much like the guy from Orange Goblin. Lots of down
and dirty riffing and very few guitar solos. The Rolling Head
is really a lot like Cathedral stuff. Dealing Bones has a
very cool starting riff but unfortunately does not go in the
direction I had wanted to hear but you dont always get
what you want, do you? This is heads down banging rock and
roll
.Captivating Culture ends the short CD (22min) and
is a fast paced rocker. Not a bad debut.
http://www.dusteroid.com
If you dig: Orange Goblin, Cathedral, Clutch, COC
Scott
The Eternal Present Compilation CD (Elvis Coffee Records)
This CD compilation features 7 bands from the record label
Elvis Coffee. Kiss my Farkyn starts off with Electrified Pleasures.
This is a strange 2½ minute electronic soundscape.
Next up is Swn with Bossa eliptyco no. 8. This track is 8
minutes and begins with all electronic sounds that slowly
goes almost nowhere until some like bells and stuff mix in
and then the buzzing stops and the sound becomes more clear.
Les I Mondes is next with Ghost Track, a 2½ minute
pretty spacey soundscape. Ghost Detail is next with 3 long
days in the Pipe. This is like strange sounds you would hear
in a Sci Fi movie out in space, while being scared like hell
Very effective. Analgeek is next with Undergrind. This is
a strange and mysterious one. I like the way the bass sort
of just comes in every now and then while the sound of creaking
pipes or what ever the hell it is makes for a freaky backdrop.
Psychic Space Invasion is next with Dust comes from Saturn.
It is a dark ambient soundscape. It is totally drifting as
sounds of all sorts sort of meld together. The Buff Monkey
Ensemble close the CD with Black Narbeth Monkey Tree.
If you like dark, strange ambient soundscapes, you should
check out the bands on this label. And remember this is a
very special record label in which all the releases are free,
you only pay the postage! £1.5 for 1 CD or £3
for 3-4 CDs depending where you live in the world.
If you dig: Trip Tech, Nurse with Wound, Psychic Space Invasion.
Scott
Flaschen
Treat me Bad 7 (High School Refuse)
Check out these guys website and you will find out that these
guys are, and I quote: Raw Primitive RocknRoll
from French Riviera
and I thought they were Germans.
Anyway, its not the best High School release by far.
Simple and primitive fer sure, you cant deny that, but
the songs sound like some of the OI punk demos I reviewed
in the 80s only these guys shout Hey, Hey, Hey
for the chorus instead of Oi, Oi, Oi. Great woolly
sound, like those demos and I love the cover! I just wish
the songs were better. Short, sharp and simple but not really
catchy enough to really get this going. This is recorded on
tape by the lead-singer and thats a good idea. I hope
theyll keep doing that
and write some better songs.
http://flaschenpunk.com
http://ecr.homestead.com
Simon Nielsen
Flogging
Molly : Whiskey On A Sunday CD/DVD (One Side Dummy/Kick Music)
With over 1,5 million sold records Flogging Molly is an insanely
popular combo playing this kind of folkpunk, and after 3-4
albums it should be time for the obligatory Greatest
Hits release. But this is more of a soundtrack for the
excellent full length documentary, Whiskey On A Sunday
(see review elsewhere). 5 hyper active live cuts from their
homecoming in Wiltern Theater in LA; faves like
Whats Left Of The Flag, Swagger,
and an remarkable version of Black Friday Rule.
Doing songs like Drunken Lullabies acoustic (and
3 others) really shows one what Flogging Molly would sound
like if they were a trad. Irish folk orchestra. Dave King
is one helluva singer. Laura, from their first
live album, is featured here in a studio version. This release
is a must for fans!
http://www.floggingmolly.com/
http://www.kick.dk
http://www.sideonedummy.com/
If you dig: Pogues, Clash, Dropkick Murphys

Jens
The Gates - Total Death (Diwphalanx Records)
The band is described as Raw Satanic Thrash Death Rock from
Japan. They were formed in the summer of 2002 to play Motorhead-Tank
inspired music. This re-release features the split LP they
released with Metal Skull in 2003 and their very limited demo
tape they released soon after their only full length LP. This
band features members of Church of Misery, Sonic Flower and
Life. There are 7 tracks of very raw fast paced heavy metal
rock and roll in 27 minutes! Pretty ass kicking stuff
http://www.leafhound.com
If you dig: Church of Misery, Motorhead, Tank, Discharge

Scott
Ghetto
Ways Party Down EP 7 (Wicked Singles Records)
Sometimes, a man just wanna hear some good ol MC-5 style
rnr. Sometimes, you just dont wanna give
a fuck about math rock, emo, screamo, or any weird time signatures
and grandiose epics about seamonsters. Sometimes, a man wants
to, you know, party down, even if hes not exactly sure
of just how you do that. Ghetto Ways are perfect for that,
anyway: These punks sound like they just stole a bag of amphetamines
from Jon Spencer and took any cred that guy may have ever
had with them, then they slapped together this 7 to
show it. I dont even wanna hear any of their 2 albums,
because Im sure Id only be disappointed. Ill
stick with this exclusive, 500 copies limited dition, hand-stenciled
cover 7, fuck you very much.
http://www.wickedsinglesrecords.com
If you dig: MC-5, Jon Spencer, Gories

Jon A
Hainloose-
Burden State (Elektrohasch Records)
One of the first bands signed to Stefans Elektrohasch
label, are back with their follow up to their debut, Rosula.
What we have here are 10 well crafted bluesy, dirty rock and
roll tunes.
Some of the tracks remind me a lot of the Swedish band, Lotus,
which are sadly disbanded. Sometimes the band really builds
up some cool grooves at the ends of their songs but they never
jam it out, not even one time on the whole record. I have
never seen them live but I am doubting that they jam even
though they should. The closest they get is on Proud of my
Doom, which is the best song on the record, in my opinion.
Chernobilly is quite a cool instrumental track. Broken Dams
Part1 and 2 are pretty cool pieces. The first part is instrumental
and leads directly into the second part, which is a more slow
bluesy thing. The CD ends with Barricades and Barrels, which
is a really strange piece of twisted blues
For me, this has been a really hard record to get into. This
kind of music really needs some killer lead guitar, which
is seriously lacking here. IF they added another kick ass
lead player, this would be one hell of a band. I think the
fans are gonna like this one a lot though
dont
listen to me!
http://www.elektrohasch.de
http://www.hainloose.de
If you dig: recent Clutch, Josiah, Lotus, Rotor

Scott
The
Hard-Ons Most People Are a Waste of Time CD (Bad Taste
Records)
If I have to be completely honest with myself, would I like
this album if I didnt have a nostalgic thing for The
Hard-Ons? If their classic albums Dickcheese,
Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts, and Yummy!
hadnt opened my eyes to a world outside metal, making
my days sound sunny, filled with teenage lust, beer, and pot,
feeling like I was the coolest among my friends for having
discovered this Aussie band that played pop you could actually
dig; would I give this album half a listen? My wife swears
I wouldnt, and shes probably right. This one is
advertised as The Hard-Ons big pop album, which might
be somewhat confusing to the connoisseur, since The Hard-Ons
have always played pop songs throughout their 25 years of
existence (with a 4-year hiatus in the 90s), albeit
as punk rock check out Wog Food from the
Smell My Finger 12. But its true that
this time, theyre more accessible than ever. Its
almost a bit too much, to be honest. Blackie has taken over
vocal duties completely since Keish left, and his voice can
get on your nerves, all sugary and whispery. That doesnt
stop me for having a nostalgic thing for this, though, and
if there are tad too many mid-tempo songs for my liking here,
there are also class cuts like Bubble Bath and
There Goes One of the Creeps that Hassled My Girlfriend.
Mostly for fans, but pop punk lovers should get a kick out
of this, too.
http://www.badtasterecords.se
If you dig: The Ramones

Jon A
Haunted George : The Devils Canyon 7 (Nasty
Product)
Steve G. Pallow (ex-The Beguiled) and his one-man band Haunted
George evoked images of The Cramps jammin in Death Valley
with the Manson cult on the A side. Graves In The Desert
is more sinister in a punky satan-on-dilaudid kinda way. Spooky
and nasty, Bob Log III meets Butthole Surfers? Im addicted!
Haunted George hails from the Mojave desert, a man who manages
to record the rootsy sounds of people being buried alive!
http://www.nastyprod.com/
http://www.myspace.com/hauntedgeorge
If you dig: Bog Log III, Tractor Sex Fatality, Cramps

Jens
Thee Headcoats Sect : Deerstalking Men CD (Damaged Goods)
This is a re-issue of the 1996s Hangmans Daughter album.
The Downliners Sect was a semi-obscure cult r&b punkcombo
of the mid60s which made The Pretty Things sound like Tom
Jones, well almost. Anyway, it somehow seemed logical that
Billy Childish & Thee Headcoats, another cult r&b
punkcombo of the 80s/90s, would one day work with the Sect,
since their sound is quite similiar. It works effortlessly
as Keith Grant (bass, vox) and Don Craine (guitar, bass) join
Billy (guitar), Bruce Brand (drums) and Johnny Johnson (harp,
bass, guitar) and create raw basic garagepunk rnr
the way we all cherish it. Also get their Ready Sect
Go! (2000).
http://www.damagedgoods.co.uk
http://www.theebillychildish.com/
If you dig: Thee Headcoats, Downliners Sect, The Sonics

Jens
Heartattacks Rejected #11 7 (High School
Reject)
Yet another 7 from these Swedish wild men
I know
that Tomo is a woman but shes Japanese and she plays
bass and shes probably crazy enough to be a wild man.
She plays some seriously ballsy bass, thats for sure!
Two new originals and the Rejected at the High School
Dance Mean Red Spiders song again, again and rocking
the shit outta me - and you too probably. Not quite as good
as the amazing 7 on Kenrock, mostly because that included
more songs and a cover song you havent heard too many
times (Im sure label boss Koos wont be insulted
cuz he doesnt give a fuck what anybody thinks about
this Rejected obsession of his) even though this
is the fastest version so far. What can I say? Great band!
Just get everything you can get you hands on by them
including
this.

Simon Nielsen
Hellbillys
: Torture Garden CD (Nickel & Dime Records)
I really enjoyed the Cavalcade Of Perversions
best of 45s comp from these San Francisco psychobillies, whos
been around since 1989. Torture Garden is a re-release
of their 2nd LP of 1995, no frills punkabilly with some metal
influences, I mean, Demons sounds like Metallicas
Motorbreath with double bass slappin! This
is incredibly uncool and silly rocknroll, which
gives it a wonderful charming we-dont-give-a-fuck-about-trends
feel.
http://www.hellbillys.com/
http://nickelanddimerecords.com/
If you dig: Meteors, Guana Batz, Demented Are Go

Jens
The Hi-Risers Rockin Spree (Rock & Roll
Inc/Munster Records)
I fell in love with this band from the start. When anyone
has the nerve to write the following on the back cover: This
is no spinal tap noise fest... no phony punk anger,
you have to admire them! The Hi-Risers obviously still live
in a time of Hip Birds and Cool Cats, a time where the muddy
Mississippi could kill a horse, and where Rock n
Roll was still innocently rebelious. With tracks like Rockin
Spree and Call me the Wolfman, you dont
need a degree in rock history to figure out what this is all
about. Modern takes on the anals of rock are always appreciated,
especially from a band who can actually play well! But even
though Im a sucker for the traditional Little Richard
and Buddy Holly, there has to be a reason why no one plays
like this any more. Times have changed, and rock isnt
innocent any more, which makes this record grow tired pretty
fast. But its still charming, playful and a delight
to listen to. And to quote the back of their cover again What
does it mean that Miles Davis is in the RocknRoll
Hall of Fame and Link Wray isnt? Why is there a grammy
category for best polka and traditional blues, but not best
traditional rocknroll? amen brother,
its all fucked up!
http://www.hirisers.com
Kristian
Insurgent
Kids Paranoia CD (Wasted Sounds/Border Music)
Nothing like a good, Swedish crust record top make you feel
like a shallow, consumerist pig, is there? Those vans you
ogled the other day in the store? Insurgent Kid saw you. The
Coca-Cola you had Saturday night at the club? Insurgent Kid
noted it, and they dont approve. Hows that for
paranoia? You better go eat your lentils and listen to this
for a while to atone for your unpunkness, or youll risk
waking up one day with the idea in your head that Robbie Williams
is actually a pretty good entertainer. For a band whose members
most likely werent even born when Black Flag released
Damaged, if they had even taken their first breaths
when the Flag disbanded, thanks to a strong and dedicated,
if somewhat conservative, crust community, Insurgent Kid reproduce
the sound of the first albums by Black Flag and Cirkle Jerks
to perfection. Which isnt as bad a notion as it may
sound, because those were great records, you know. This band
has only been around for about a year, if they keep it up,
they could go on to relative greatness, if not, therell
be a ton of other Umeå D-beat bands to take up the lead.
As long as they keep on releasing records like this, were
all for it.
http://www.wastedsounds.com
If you dig: Black Flag, Discharge, Cirkle Jerks

Jon A
Skip Jensen Abscond LP (Demolition Derby)
Debut solo album from former Scat Rag Booster wild man Skip
Jensen and its a fucking blast! Wailin
folk blues stomp with some seriously cool hill as well as
rock-a-billy touches here and there. That delta blues based
one man music can be cranked out like this in the year 2006
is amazing and fantastic! Fucking fantastic even! Better produced
than most other records like this and even though Im
a sucker for fucked-up sounds, this works really well. The
guitar has a lot more punch and bass and the relatively slow
songs sounds even heavier and bluesier and better that way.
Excellent! There have been as series of really great solo
records by hipsters (Hooooo!) like BBQ, Harlan T. Bobo, and
John Schooley and this is yet another one. How the fuck do
they do it? Which one is the best? I dunno. I think thats
very much up to personal taste. All I know is that this is
about as good as it gets and its probably my personal
fave. Im half drunk on Evan Williams Bourbon right now
so maybe that does the trick. Not only is this great music,
its great music to drink to! Doesnt get much better
than that!
http://www.sonicdirt.co.uk/skipjensen
http://www.demderby.com
Simon Nielsen
Jet
Black Combo Southern Style (Hep Town Records)
Yes, they are back. Funny really, when listening to this record,
I might just as well make it a footnote to the review of The
Hi-Risers elsewhere on this site. Its Jet Black Combo,
so its RocknRoll, and its good. But
like with The Hi-Risers, it wears thin, which is a shame.
Theres a little too much Southern Style for a brand
new record. But it makes for one hell of a dancing record!
Swing and Twist might just be back to stay, which means that
once again, I will be unpopular with the girls. There was
a few days there when dancing was un-cool. Those days have
passed, what a shame.... Grab your shining shoes, and wax
up your hair, and swing those girls!
http://www.heptownrecords.com
Kristian
Robert
Lawson- Faster and Faster until we turn into Light (Tiny Tapes
Music)
Robert Lawson is a Scottish guitarist living in Spain, who
makes all sorts of music and has been playing in bands for
20 years. . The 7 instrumental tracks in 29 minutes featured
here are his latest excursions. The backing music is quite
basic on the tracks, which are only the backdrop for his guitar
playing. Sometimes it is more psych rock, other times a lazy
slide (track 2- Half drugged with Sloth and Luxury), and more
jazz to space rock (Open like a Tunnel). Nautical Hoedown/Weeper
opens the CD and is a slow, sort of jazzy piece. The Red Beard
and the Broom features several layers of guitar and is quite
noodley
The Monstrous Lapse of a Mainly Kindly Soul
again features some nice, sort of spacey slide guitar. Some
kind of Flow has a very strange flow and he really experiments
with bouncing the guitar back and forth with the bass lines.
The Smiling Leeming, the Parrot and the Ox ends the CD and
is quite a spacey number, the only one like it on the CD.
Quite cool experimental stuff. I enjoyed it!
You can write to Robert Lawson at: tinytapes@yahoo.com
If you dig: Tangle Edge, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead
Scott
The Limes : RocknRoll Heart 7 (Nasty
Product)
Yet another band for the always busy Mr. Jack Yarber (Oblivians,
Tearjerkers, Knaughty Knights etc.) with Shawn Cripps. The
blooze trashie RocknRoll Heart is
definitely more Oblivians than Tearjerkers, while Into
A Tree and Boogie Sound have a loose Tav
Falco/The Beguiled vibe toem. Great messy slop rock.
The 2nd single by The Limes, who has also released a full
length album, Tarantula.
http://www.nastyprod.com/
http://www.wearethelimes.com/
If you dig: Oblivians, Tav Falco, The Beguiled

Jens
Liquid Visions - The Lost Recordings CD (Nasoni Records)
Liquid Visions were one of the coolest bands on the German
psychedelic underground rock scene in Berlin for 10 years
before disbanding a few years ago. This CD contains unreleased
studio sessions recorded in 2000, when Robert was still in
the band and doing most of the vocals. I remember hearing
at least a couple of these songs when I saw them in 99-2000
era.. Anyway, we get 10 tracks in 79 minutes that range from
short 60s influenced psych rockers like Fragile Illusion
and Phantom Child to the longer and more spaced out jams.
Walk like an Angel is a beautiful track and this is followed
by Nightrider, which is full of lead guitars and very spaced
out at and psychedelic at the end. Yellow Sunshine Paper Man
is 14 minutes and a very special track. It starts very slow
and spacey like Pink Floyd meets the Grateful Dead. No Limits
starts with a Spanish style guitar and has some nice lyrics,
as do many of the other songs (very conscious). Shadowman
sounds like a happy song but the lyrics are about the harsh
reality of the Berlin street addict. Patchwork is a slow instrumental
track and quite spacey. Nuclear War, as the title suggests,
is a heavy monster and very Hawkwind inspired at the end.
Nightfall ends the CD and also has some Spanish style guitar
at times and is a beautiful psych track. Glad someone decided
to release this. A really great CD
http://www.liquidvisions.de
http://www.nasoni-records.com
If you dig: Baby Woodrose, Zone Six, Shiny Gnomes
Scott
Live
Fast Die : Thrash Bandana Record CD (Dead Beat Records)
Every track on Bandana Trash Record was
recorded on an old betamax recorder and mixed with a Radio
Shack mixer. Live Fast Die is the perfect antidote for
all that polished shitty poppunk/emo thats polluting
the airwaves today. Rude like Angry Samoans, offensive like
GG Allin, budget rockin like Supercharger; Live Fast
Die is nihilistic scum punkcore that aims to maim yer ass!
Every track rips, be it Passing Out In Front Of The
Children, Camero Shit The Bed, Snuff
Movie, Fat Guy With An iPod or Razor
Rat, this album is definitely my pick of the issue!
All hail the new kings of punk and audio terrorism; Shadow
Falcon, Time Cop, Viking Thrust & Camero Werewolf (yes,
its their fuckin names!)!! The vinyl record has
an extra song.
http://www.dead-beat-records.com/
If you dig: Angry Samoans, Reatards, The Spits

Jens
Lowlife
Rock n Roll Philosophers- Violent Calm (Seeker
Art)
This band hail from Pori, Finland and play a sort of dark,
melodic pop-art rock. They are fronted by a pretty cool female
singer with an interesting voice. Often the music is a bit
hypnotic and dreamy. These guys are probably too young to
remember or have heard Hatfield and the North, which I am
reminded of a bit on tracks like My Special Day. A few tracks
feature 80s style pop synthesizers. Most of the tracks
are mid-paced but Darker Days is a fast paced piano driven
track and the band really picks it up on the last track called
Sunbeams. Cool stuff. The CD will grow on you for sure.
http://www.seeker-art.net
http://www.lowlifemusic.net
If you dig: Finnish art rock
Elton John
Scott
Low Point Drains promo cd
Fuck yeah! 10 new songs to brighten my day by these sleazy
Dutch rockers, thank god (or sugar daddy lucifer) I met lead
howler Niels at Primitive festival. This is basically more
the of same awesome lewd screwed trashnroll that
Low Point Drains do so fuckin well. The production is
probably a tad slicker, but the power of the songs still smack
ya on yer ass, maybe even harder, OUCH! The boss blooze slide
geetar on Baby Night Out and Fuckin
Lazy is enough to make any Gun Club fan creem his pants.
And of course theres fast rageaholic punknroll ditties
like Slapped While Suckin, Rock Your
Ass and +1. FanFUCKINtastic! Low Point Drains
is still the most underrated band of Netherlands.
http://myspace.com/lowpointdrains
If you dig: New Bomb Turks, The Cramps, Bantam Rooster

Jens
Mater
Dronic- Mundo Espectro (Discos Necesarios)
It is always cool when a band contacts you and asks if you
want to review their CD and it turns out to have some mind
blowing stuff on it. All the tracks here are sung in Spanish
and you get plenty of psychedelic rock with delay guitar on
this CD. The CD opens with the ten minute long track, ângeles
de opio, which takes a while to take off and is a bit repetitive
but is worth it as the end gets very psyched out. De todo
y nada y mientras is next and a very Hendrix inspired track.
Mâscaras de cielo is a beautiful acoustic guitar number
and is quite dreamy. Sin Fin follows takes us off on a 19
minute trip. Wow.. this is a heavy duty song, so sit back
IT
begins very slowly and then we get the Spanish guitar interlude
before the fuzzed out psychic storm kicks in blows your mind.
Amor Glacial is another dreamy spaced out track. Como Extraño
is nearly 10 minutes and is another psychic journey with some
great psychedelic jamming guitar. Fuera del Tiempo is quite
spacey yet in your face with the intensity of the guitar.
This leads into the 20 minute Sanctus Mantra that ends this
CD and is a real guitar track with dual layers of guitar soloing.
This ends about 8 minutes or so and the track gets slow and
spacey and almost fades out completely before building up
once again and instead of more guitar solos we get spaced
out synths sounds, before the track comes back to the way
it started. Brilliant!
http://www.discosnecesarios.com
If you dig: Sundial, Seven that Spells, Jimi Hendrix, Acid
Mothers Temple

Scott
Melted Kill the Romantics CD (Romansick/Target
Distribution)
Since their debut album came out some 5 years ago, the couple
of times Ive seen Melted live, theyve struck me
as having great potential for evolving into something truly
personal. Then, when I saw them back in February supporting
HateSphere, they had, but I wasnt too sure if I liked
what they had evolved into. This album, only their second,
sort of confirms my first impression from that night. For
sure, Melted have explored unknown territory, at least to
themselves, experimenting with Middle Eastern influenced vocal
lines, but what they come up with just isnt that unique
if youve heard System Of A Down, nor is it as catchy.
For too great a part of the album, all the melodic vocals
and down tuned guitars make them sound a bit too much like
old Korn. And if that band has come to play an ever-blander
pop music, Melted takes it a step further with their cover
of Backstreet Boys Everybody (Backstreets
Back), which is somewhat funny, yes, but just goes to
prove a point that has already been made by writers like Henrik
Marstal. To me, Psyke Project has had a lot more success with
exploring the boundaries of extreme metal. Shame.
http://www.melted.dk
If you dig: System Of A Down, Korn, Meshuggah

Jon A
Milky Ways : S/T CD (Alive Records)
Montreals Milky Ways must be considered nothing short
of a supergroup with ex-members of The Spaceshits, Les Sexareenos,
and Del-Gators. Its not bad trashy lo-fi garagepunk,
but one would expect a little more, since the debutalbum is
pretty uneven, the production is mediocre at best. Some of
it I just dont get, whats with the funkbass in
Got My Mojo Back?!? Sloppy, spazzed-out and somewhat
charming, Mary Blue is a killer tune, Mindmelt
has got a nasty cool groove goin on, the rest is pretty
forgettable. Better luck next time, and please write more
memorable songs, I know you have the skills.
http://www.alive-totalenergy.com/
If you dig: Black Lips, Les Sexareenos

Jens
Misery
Speaks Misery Speaks CD (Alveran Records)
Its like black metal never happened in fact,
its like 92 never happened. Actually, I think
that if death metal had sounded as good and professional then
as it does now, on its second coming, I would have kept on
digging it, instead of moving on to hardcore. Really, I think
its great that there are all these bands out there recreating
this sound, especially since many of them do it a lot better,
with a wider scope, than most death metal bands did back around
90. Theyve taken all that was great about the
genre excessive double bass drumming, excessive riffing,
excessive screaming and growling and left behind most
of its more embarrassing old school metal aspects Morbid
Angels Fabio look, Pestilences over-ambitious
concept albums, Deaths prog tendencies. What were
left with is the essence of what death metal shouldve
always been about. Not that I dont like the old bands,
its just nice to see that the second wave has something
to offer. Production has gotten beefier, too, which is probably
the best thing that could happen to death metal. All that
said, Misery Speaks arent one of the best bands Ive
heard from the second wave of death metal. They do a very
good, very efficient job, everything sounds good and is down
pat, but they lack hooks. After hearing the album a couple
of times, I still cant recall a single riff. I havent
been moved to air guitar along to it. Hardly even headbanged.
Ive eaten some fruit, read the newspaper, gone to the
bathroom, alphabetized some CDs, watered the flowers. Thats
not what death metal should do to you, is it?
http://www.alveranrecords.com
If you dig: Arch Enemy, HateSphere, Nile

Jon A
Motörhead
: Kiss Of Death CD (SPV/Target)
Ive been a slut all of my life/I wish every night
was a one night stand (One Night Stand).
Well, the greatest whore of rocknroll is back
again to cut through phony trends and empty hype. Being 60
doesnt seem to slow down Lemmy, a superhuman entity
if there was one, and recently he was on Maxims top
10 list of Living Legends Of Sex along side Jack
Nicholson, Julio Iglesias and Gene Simmons! Kiss Of
Death, the 20th studio album by Motörhead (if Ive
counted corrected), is less brutal than the previous Inferno,
despite the bonecrunchin opening rager Sucker.
Lemmys voice is clearer in the mix, and the songs are
more melodic. Tracks like One Night Stand and
Christine are pure outlaw boogie rocknroll.
Still, its a typical Motörhead release one would
expect from Lemmy, Phil and Mickie, though not as outstanding
as the Inferno masterpiece.
http://www.imotorhead.com/
http://targetdistribution.dk/
If you dig: Motörhead
what else?

Jens
Northern
Liberties Secret Revolution CD (Worldeater Records)
You want edgy, angular, experimental post-hardcore, you say?
Want it to be quasi-intellectual, you say? As if it could
be anything else, given the first demands? And you want a
whole hour of it? Dont want to pay too much for it,
either? OK, Worldeater Records will sell you this album or
$6. Thats pretty fair, I think. Its a good album,
too, even if, with 18 songs on it, its a bit much, especially
since Northern Liberties are something of a Dogme project,
in that the line-up consists of one drummer, one percussionist,
and one bassist. OK, you get vocals, too, lots of effects
on top of it as well, but if you want guitars, youll
have to search elsewhere. What you get here is raw, artistic
expression in the vein of No Means No or Shellac. Not an easy
album to listen to, by no means, at times its extremely
bleak, but its rewarding in its own way.
http://www.worldeaterrecords.com
http://www.northernlibertiesband.com
If you dig: No Means No, Fugazi, Shellac

Jon A
On
A Warpath On A Warpath CD (Alveran Records)
Can you imagine a band that makes Biohazard and Agnostic Front
sound like real nice friendly types? A band that makes Hatebreed
sound emo? On A Warpath are that kind of band. Shit, these
guys make Carnivore and Slayer sound like vegan pacifists,
make Cannibal Corpse and Necro sound reasonable and well-adjusted.
Theres so much anger in this, so many punches thrown,
so much brouhaha about vengeance, so much hate in this, its
its really sad, is what it is. No really, Im
all for self-affirming, muscular, super heavy metal core,
its good for many things - if not for a romantic evening,
mind you its just that this is too much. This
isnt at all positive, it isnt the least bit exciting
its threatening in a very real way, like those
big, pumped-up karate slammers with the veins standing out
on their shaven heads, their eyes bulging with the desire
to fuck you up seriously. This is very depressing music to
me. Im gonna need a whole classic Bad Religion album
to cheer me up again and regain my faith in mankind.
http://www.alveranrecords.com
If you dig: Hatebreed, Biohazard, Agnostic Front

Jon A
Ozric
Tentacles- The Floors too far Away (Magna Carta)
Well, Ed Wynne is back with his latest Ozric Tentacles CD.
You used to refer to Ozric Tentacles as a band but not anymore.
This aspect of the group does not exist anymore. Ozrics used
to be a psychedelic rock band but are now a psychedelic- electronic
music outfit. That does not mean that Ed, who plays everything
except a few small parts played by guests, is not still creative.
Far from it. Ed has honed his studio skills to such an extent
he can quite easily create music all alone now. Anyway, what
do we have? The CD begins with Bolshem, a track the band played
on the last tour. This is one of the 5 tracks which featuring
real drums (Metro) and Brandi plays bass. It begins with forest
sounds and a drone before the lush stuff floats in and the
track kicks into gear with a synth arpeggio and finally the
drums and bass and guitar. Unfortunately, it lasts for only
2 minutes and never really develops into a band song. Armchair
Journey is next features Metro (he gets some co-writing credits
as well). He is joined by Merv (old Ozrics drummer and member
of Eat Static) on percussion. This track starts very new agey
and dreamy and takes almost up to 3 minutes before it takes
off. Lots of spacey going on and then master Ed lets it rip
on the guitar but only for 45 seconds and then there is no
guitar. Like most of the tracks on the CD, this is synthesizer
driven music and not guitar rock as it used to be. Guitars
are played here and there but not continuously on any track.
It fades out into dream world again. Jellylips is next and
Ed plays all the instruments except some bubbles from ex-Ozrics
member Tom Brooks. This is for sure the coolest track on the
CD and a very high energy techno-electro creation with a funky
groove. Extremely cool stuff. This one blows me away over
and over again. The guitar solo is totally spacey and mixed
all around the soundscape. This track needs a 5.1 remix by
Merv and Joie! Vedavox changes things completely and is a
beautiful eastern inspired track with all instruments played
by Ed. Now the songs start to get longer. Spacebass is 9½
minutes and features Ed, Brandi and Tom.
It starts slowly with a quite cool deep bass line. Ed plays
the drums on this track (real or programmed??). This track
is quite close to something from the early 90s era Ozrics
in some ways. The bass line is very cool and the way Ed wraps
the synths around the line is very interesting. Wish he would
play more guitar. Disdots is another song that many might
be familiar with from the last tour as they played this one
as well. IT begins with some cool synths before Metro kicks
in on the drums. Someone called Forest plays the bass on this
track and Brandi on Space Tendrils. Ed plays a very spaced
out and psychedelic solo at the beginning before the guitar
disappears and the track becomes only bass, drums and synthesizers.
Yes
he comes back in for another round of soloing before
fading into the background amongst the synths and birds
This track has an amazing sound mix. Etherclock is on for
the next 8 minutes and features Ed on everything and Tom on
bubs. It is built upon a synth bass line but Ed plays a lot
of guitar on this track, probably the most of any of the songs.
It is a pity that this track has thin programmed drumming
as Metro could have kicked some ass on this one. Around the
5 min track it really kicks into space rock orbit briefly
before spacing out again and not really going anywhere. This
part should have gone on much longer.. oh well.. Splat is
the next track and is 9 minutes and features Ed and Metro
with Brandi providing stuff (joints???). This is a very electronic
techno programmed like track that when it builds up has an
amazing psychedelic sound especially when the guitar kicks
in at 4½ minutes and it really rocks out at the end.
Ping ends the CD and Ed plays the fretless bass and all the
instruments. This features some really fantastic acoustic
guitar to accompany the cool bass line. A great track. Well,
that is it. 60 minutes of electronic space music with a bit
of rock in it. Enjoy until the next one.
http://www.geocities.com/ozrictentacles_web/
http://www.magnacarta.net
If you dig: Eat Static, Oresund Space Collective, Dream Machine,
Hawkwind

Scott
Pink Reason Throw It Away 7 (Savage Quality
Recordings)
Do you ever miss the old Royal Trux, you know before they
went clean and starting caring about putting their hats on
the right way? Heres a reminder how dopey honky punky
blues with some sinister shit cooking beneath still sounds
cool when played really slow and Pink Reason even utilize
acoustic guitar combing. Spooky. These people might be totally
straight and just reminiscing for all I know, but they get
their music across sounding like theyve been there.
The B-side contains the songs Slate Train and New Violence
and the 7 is 33 RPM.
Savage Quality Recordings, 1132 S. Quincy St., Green Bay,
WI 54301, USA
If you dig: Heroin Ceiling, the Kneedles, Royal Trux

Morten
Nozomi
Phoenix- Nozomi Phoenix (Self Released EP)
Nozomi Phoenix is a five piece band from the USA. This EP
is 5 tracks (23 mins). The bio describes the music as moody
evolutionary rock. Man, I really like some of these tracks
a lot and the cool very political statements and samples are
spot on! A strange dreamy atmosphere on many of the tracks
that sort of takes you over
Singer sometimes reminds
me of Chris Cornell of Audioslave/Soundgarden. The music has
a lot of cool samples mixed into it that really works well
and makes for a sort of psychedelic trip, in a way. A more
melodic, controlled, Mars Volta vibe. This is great stuff
http://mysapce.com/nozomiphoenix
If you dig: Monoton, Audioslave, Mars Volta
Scott

Psychic
Space Invasion - All Gods Children got Space (Elvis
Coffee Records)
This UK one man band (Ian Holloway) has released 7 CD-Rs on
the Elvis Coffee Records label. This CD is one 43 minute piece
of music. Be patient, sit back and absorb the sounds. IT begins
with a ringing like drone that is slowly taken over by another
drone by the sound of an organ. As the ringing disappears
and the organ sound develops into a special drone some spaced
out sounds are starting to filter into the sound (17mins or
so). IT gets very spaced out in the min 20 minutes and then
the sounds are modulated further until it slowly fades out
into nothingness as it began. Phew
.Special stuff
And remember this is a very special record label in which
all the releases are free, you only pay the postage! £1.5
for 1 CD or £3 for 3-4 CDs depending where you live
in the world.
http://ecr.homestead.com
http://www.psychicspaceinvasion.co.uk/
Scott
Raised
Fist Sound of the Republic CD (Burning Heart Records/Bonnier
Amigo)
Run, Raised Fist, run like hell! Run find a better world out
there, maybe even a good, unused, heavy riff hidden away somewhere.
Man, seldom have I heard a band in such a hurry to get shit
done with, even when they play mid-tempo. These guys are so
intent, the singer sounds like hes constipated, bursting
vessels to rid himself of the pain all through the record.
Like Tom Araya, only without the nuances - its a bit
of a strain to listen to in the long stretch, Ill admit,
especially that vocal takes some getting used to. Theres
no doubt, though, that these guys seriously mean it; They
really, truly, desperately wanna do something, if only for
the sake of doing it, and they do it with purpose, guts, and
nerve. They also employ some ill-advised nü-metallic
hiphop beats on the title track which makes them sound just
a bit Limp Bizkit for a while, but were open-minded
and aggressively positive this season, so thats OK.
http://www.burningheart.com
If you dig: Slayer, Pantera, Refused

Jon A
The
Reducers SF : Raise Your Hackles CD (TKO Records)
Street Punk? Pub Punk? Singalong Beer Punk? Heard a gazillion
bands who sounded exactly like Reducers, same oi-meet-melodic-punk
hooks, singing and backing vocals. They are bad not at it,
but listen to your old Stiff Little Fingers vinyls instead,
okay? This is too bland for my taste, maybe I aint got
the right tattoos, who knows...
http://www.tkorecords.com
http://www.reducerssf.com
If you dig: Stiff Little Fingers, Swingin Utters, Bombshell
Rocks

Jens
Returner Dealing With This Death CD (Worldeater
Records)
Oh wow, the guitarist in this band is from a band called Bitch
Slicer! How cool is that? Politically correct, well-advised,
or even clever it may not be, but cool it is. But wait, back
to the release at hand: Returner have created a concept album,
a 25-minute-long story of a 19-year-old vampire hunter in
some godforsaken place called Belgrade, who is consumed
by a life of hatred and fear and cannot shake
the sensation of impending doom that draws nearer. A
typical teenager, then, with more than a little in common
with Buffy, which just happens to be one of the few good things
about TV I can think of. Shes something of a bitch slicer,
too, Buffy is. I dont know if shed dig this musical
tribute, though, because its pretty far from the alt-rock
Buffy usually listens to: Actually it reminds me, more than
anything else, of these demo tapes I received somewhere around
90 with a death metal band called Dr. Shrinker, also
because of the production. Also Phantasm, a spin-off band
from Dr. Shrinker, I think, who made a werewolf-themed concept
demo tape. Yes, they did. The story here is a bit on the fantasy
side, too, owing more to Conan the Barbarian than
actually slicing bitches (that would be vampire bitches, of
course). Some creepy, and unintentionally funny, spoken word
interludes round the whole experience off. On the whole vampire-meets-metal
scale, its not terribly refined, Im afraid, but
its definitely better than Jonathan Davis involvement
in Queen of the Damned.
http://www.worldeaterrecords.com
If you dig: Dr. Shrinker, Six Feet Under, Cannibal Corpse

Jon A
The Revellions : 5 track CD
Another new Dublin garage combo who played with The Urges,
they share a similiar fascination for 60s Nuggets-style garage/r&b.
The recording is rawer, and not as elegant as The Urges (especially
the vocals), but it kicks plenty of garagepunk butt. 2 out
of the 5 tracks are instrumentals, maybe a tad too many.
therevellions@gmail.com
If you dig: The Satelliters, Count Five, Artwoods

The Rydells : Loaded Dice EP CD (San Marin Records)
A little too by the book Social Distortion/Ramones punknroll
without any originality. Of Italian punknroll
bands I prefer stuff like Temporal Sluts, this is just too
mediocre.
http://www.rydells.it
http://sanmartinrecords.it
If you dig: Social Distortion, The Bones, Powergrill

Jens
Saxon-
The Eagle has Landed III (SPV Records)
Saxon are one of the longest running NWOBHM bands along with
Iron Maiden that have never stopped or given up and continue
to deliver the goods
This double CD was recorded at
multiple locations in Europe in 2004 (CD2) and 2005 (CD1).
It features 32 tracks with CD1 focusing on the old songs and
CD2 the new tracks. The sound quality and performances are
excellent. If you are a Saxon fan then this will not disappoint.
Some of the classics on the first CD include Backs to the
Wall and Frozen Rainbow from their very first 7 record
in 1979, Suzie Hold On, Stallions of the Highway, Redline
and See the Lights Shinning. I was not familiar with a lot
of the stuff on the CD2, so it was great to hear that they
can still wrote some quite strong songs. Saxon fans will enjoy
this and if you are new to Saxon, here you will get a great
selection of the classics.
http://www.spv.de
http://www.saxon747.com/
If you dig: NWOBHW, Saxon, Accept

Scott
Scarecrow : Deadcrow CD (San Martin Records)
Metallic Finnish hardcore. Not usually something I put on
my stereo, but this combo is actually pretty entertaining
since theyre obvious Motörhead worshippers. Dont
Open The Cemetary Gates is a fun beerpunk Misfits-esque
party song. Scarecrows metallic guitar licks and some
of growling left me kinda cold, but their rowdy horror thrash/punk
IS quite infectious, and theyre pretty tight, not some
black metal joke. I bet theyre a riot live. A perfect
warm up for the new Slayer record.
http://scarecrow.rocks.it/
If you dig: Agnostic Front, Poison Idea, Frankenstein Dragqueens
From Planet 13

Jens
Set
Your Goals Mutiny! CD (Alveran Records)
Oh, this is excellent! No really, I dont care if this
is melodic and so emo it hurts, Set Your Goals are such a
super positive force, just putting on this album the sun breaks
out, you have no job, no school, no worries, everything is
possible, and you know youre gonna do it. Thats
a nice feeling for a record to instil in you, however much
I may like Unsane, and Set Your Goals deserve all the applause
they can get for it. This band should make it so big they
eclipsed all your Green Days, Sum 41s, and whatever MTV shit
the kids are fed if those bands are Coca Cola, Set
Your Goals are Guaraná Power. Righteous, would be the
word. And this is only their debut album, which starts off
as a suite of songs intertwined like the twin lead vocals,
making it all seem almost too overwhelming. At times, they
come dangerously close to being pop, but then again, they
never try to hide their melodies behind metal core or anything
of the kind, so Im OK with it.
http://www.alveranrecords.com
If you dig: Bad Religion, Fugazi

Jon A
Sexaphone Fuck your Space EP (Yakisakana Records)
This is the record thatll make your girlfriend pack
her bags and move out, even if you play it at a low volume.
If you only have a little sister, shell probably want
to start a band tomorrow and then the jokes on you. Drummerphone
and Voxaphone pay tribute to their hero Prince the best they
can and if you like your punk rock played really well with
a little ska thrown in for good measure, well
Go ahead
and make my day. Its on Yakisakana, Lemmy Caution (of
Black Time) recorded it and thats really all you need
to know. Who said reviewing punk rock in 2006 was easy by
the way?
http://www.yakisakana.tk
If you dig: The sound of leaves falling to the ground when
trimming bonsai trees
Morten
The Six String Jets : Savage Beat 7 (Wrecked Em
Wreckords)
Memphis punknroll which goes straight for jugular with that
fine fine Devil Dogs/Radio Reelers sound with a bit of lo-fi
Teengenerate spunk toem. 4 trackes of utter brilliance,
Get Away couldve been on the first Damned
album. Outrageously good, simply sensational! Red vinyl, limited
to 300.
http://myspace.com/thesixstringjets
http://www.wrecked-em.com
If you dig: Devil Dogs, Teengenerate, The Damned

Jens
The Sonic Chicken 4 : Dont Let Me Down 7 (Nasty
Product)
Dont Let Me Down is wacky garage trash packed
with fuzz geetar, a bit of 60s r&b, and a xylophone (!?).
The flipside, Sonic Chicken comes at ya with a
higher speed, in a Hasil-Adkins-doing-acid-with-Downliners-Sect
kinda way. Neat powerpop backing vocals to boot. SC4 is an
extremely interesting combo from the frog munchin land
that brought you The Fatals and garlic bread. I WANNA HEAR
MORE!
http://www.nastyprod.com/
http://myspace.com/sonicchicken4
If you dig: Crazyass soundin garagepunk.

Jens
The
Spacious Mind- Tonen (God Damn Im a Countryman Records)
This is number 4 of the Spacious Minds limited edition CD-R
series and features 2 long tracks (22 and 24 minutes) that
are outtakes from the bands previous studio CD, Rotvåalta.
The tracks are simply called Parts 1 &2. Part One begins
slow and spaced out as all the Spacious Mind stuff they create
these days does. It is amazing sometimes how the band can
create such a psychedelic and stoned vibe. Some of the stuff
on this CD just blew my mind
You need to be in the right
mood but when you sit down and get connected to this music,
be prepared to be transported to that other universe
you
wont want to come back for a while.. Amazing..
http://www.countrymanrecords.com/TSM/index.htm
If you dig: CAN, Amon Duul, Pink Floyd, Tangle Edge
Scott
The Spacious Mind. Club Rothko 060906 (God Damn Im
a Countryman Records)
This is number 5 of the Spacious Minds, God Damn Im
a countryman records limited edition (100 to 200 copies) CD-R
releases. This is a recorded in NYC, while the band were over
playing at a larger festival in the USA. This CD-R features
3 tracks in 60 minutes and is the pretty standard set that
the band has been playing the last 3 years. The CD opens with
a long trippy version of The Cinnamon Tree. It gets quite
spaced out and noisy towards the end. This is a band that
is always experimenting.. Next up is E6, which is very Pink
Floyd like in nature and trippy until the and picks it up
around 16-17 minutes and starts to freak out. Full on psychedelic
rock, Baby! A 19 minute version of the One that Really Won
the War ends the CD. This time the spacey trippy part only
last until 10 minutes before the band kicks it up into high
gear. Great soundboard-audience recording but the drums are
quite thin sounding. If you are a fan of the band, you must
have this for sure.
http://www.countrymanrecords.com/TSM/index.htm
If you dig: Pink Floyd, Amon Duul,
Scott
The Spirit That Guides Us We Are Under Reconstruction
Part 1 CD (Sally Forth Records)
Like, these guys are Christians, or what? I suppose its
kind of an OK name in a way, but combined with the music on
this CD, which compiles rare tracks from the first 5 years
of TSTGUs career (including a cover of Depeche Modes
Enjoy the Silence), it really makes me concerned
about being subliminally Christianized. Which again makes
me concerned about whether or not this music is actually good
for the kids. Because, yes, were in emo land here, in
the thick of it. Lots and lots of melodies, a lot of crying,
some screaming, very little heaviness anywhere. Actually,
if it wasnt for the prerequisite screaming, this band
would be The Smiths, only theyre way more positive
which, again, isnt saying a lot, I know. Somehow, that
overwhelmingly positive spirit in these songs is nice and
appealing, but Im too scared of becoming a Jesus freak
from listening to this.
http://www.sallyforthrecords.com
If you dig: Refused, Deftones, The Smiths

Jon A
SSM- SSM (Alive Records)
SSM stands for the first initial in the 3 members last names.
The band is from NYC and plays a noise sort of indie pop that
is very inspired by the rock of the early 60s in someway
but very noisy and distorted
. They mix in as lot of
funny psychy stuff as well at times. The music is very much
driven by the organ-keyboard player and his sound in the band.
At times they remind me a bit of the Talking Heads but in
their own unique way
Http://www.ssmothership.com
http://www.alive-totalenergy.com
If you dig: Sonic Youth, Talking Heads
Scott
The Standing 8 Counts : Greatest Hits CD (Merenoise Records)
This Brisbane combo terrorized the pubs and clubs down under
from 1998 to 2003, and it sure sounds like a fun act to drink
yourself silly to. Rowdy blooze punk that sounds like a rabid
razorback boar chewin your scrotum. 22 tracks, 5 different
recordings (studio + live) with almost as many different lineups.
Maybe a bit too much as a first time introduction to a rookie,
but even though not all tunes rip, its a damn solid
testament of S8C.
http://www.merenoise.net
If you dig: Beasts Of Bourbon, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Jens
The Stitches : 8 X 12 CD (Vinyl Dog)
A re-issue of the classic 1995 12 record by The Stitches.
Only 8 tracks, like on the vinyl, a few bonus tracks wouldve
been fine. But its the music that counts, and The Stitches
deliver classic Orange County punkrock with snotty energy,
memorable hooks and boneshakin melodies. My fave picks
would be My Baby Hates Me and their fierce cover
of Shane MacGowans That Womans Got Me Drinking.
http://www.tkorecords.com
If you dig: US Bombs, Adolescents, Agent Orange

Jens
Syzslak
When Demons Ride Angels CD (Worldeater Records)
Jokey, crusty death metal that somehow manages to sound like
a mix between Motörhead and Morbid Angel, mostly due
to the garage production. I had no idea bands like this still
existed. Back in the very early 90s, I wrote for this
Xeroxed fanzine, and I used to get tons of tapes like this
one, especially from this one label, Wild Rags Records. I
guess Worldeater Records is something like a Wild Rags Records
for the new millennium. Which Im not sure is something
you would want to strive for, but there goes. At least they
sell their records at a very affordable $6, so you can afford
to experiment with stuff like this, if youre attracted
to death metal that has a psychedelic drawing of a goofy-looking
demon stealing a psychotic teddy bear from someone sleeping
in a coffin on the back cover. This bands debut EP was
called Hitler Couldve Been Aborted, you
know. Once you get used to it sounding like shit, this isnt
half bad, actually, there are some good song structures in
it and all, and theres not a trace of pop or emo in
it, which is becoming more and more uncommon in metal these
days. Its nice to know that someone is still fighting
a losing battle for this breed of un-music, but Im not
sure theyll get too many recruits for the battle against
MTV, modern metal, and mankind. Which is likely the way its
intended anyway.
http://www.worldeaterrecords.com
If you dig: Morbid Angel, Pestilence, Motörhead

Jon A
Thor-
Devastation of Musculation (Smog Veil Records SV63CD)
THOR is back! I reviewed his last CD, Thor against the World
last year. THOR wrote and conceived this record up in Vancouver
with his musical mate, Mike Kirschnick, who plays almost all
the instruments. Anyway, THOR is back with a harder rocking
and dark album. THORs vocals remind me so much of El
Duce from The Mentors on a lot of the tracks but instead of
singing about sex, alcohol and porn, here the themes are strictly
Medieval and battle stories. I think the songs were more varied
and interesting on the last record. There are some real headbangers
like Lies of Eternity, which will have the fans of the THOR
legion, banging and screaming at the concert for sure! Cold
White Ghost and Abandon are sort of ballads but not really.
Queen of the Damned begins with some female vocals and is
quite catchy but he sounds so much like El Duce.. Tales of
the Wolf/Warriors of the Universe is Thors new anthem.
Very Manowar inspired. This CD sounds best when played LOUD.
If you like this style of anthemic medieval Heavy metal, then
you will enjoy this. Nothing new but something fun..
http://www.thorcentral.com
http://www.smogveil.com
If you dig: Manowar, Hammerfall, Mentors
Scott
Throbbin
Urges Throbbin Urges LP/CD (Dead Beat Records)
Theres a world where punk rock means having
your logo on a pair of Vans, wearing mascara, and buddying
with Carson Daly. If youre under 30, chances are thats
how you entered into the world of punk rock. Then, once you
punched in this URL, you entered into a different world where
punk rock means a bunch of different things, but
none of them sneakers. Punk rock can be a political stance,
an attitude, a way of going about doing things, a diet, a
religion. Or it can be AAARRRGGGHHH! Maim! Destroy! Fuck shit
up! Kill! Lay waste to all and piss off as fast as you came!
We like that, here at LowCut, even if we like politics, doing
things, even sneakers, as well. Sometimes, its so refreshing
to hear someone just not give a fuck about anything, except
being as loud and annoying as possible. Throbbin Urges are
like that: They dont care what your sneakers say, what
committee for environmental protection youre in, how
punk rock saved our life. Theyre fun, in a mean way.
http://www.dead-beat-records.com
http://www.myspace.com/throbbinurges
If you dig: Dwarves, Muletrain

Jon A
Throbbin Urges : S/T CD(Dead Beat Records)
HOLY EGG LADY! This is the loudest album Ive heard since
Guitar Wolfs Jet Generation, in fact this
sounds like if early Black Flag had some psychotic Japanese
cousins who worked as roadies for Los Ass Draggers but snuffed
them for not playing any Crime covers! 12 blasts of trashy
glorious budget rock, highlights being Dial-A-Date,
Accidents and Remote Control Pussy.
Another winner from Dead Beat Records who have yet to release
a bad album. The LP has a bonus track, By Nightfall.
From Michigan. Hotter than a million Chernobyl meltdowns!
http://www.dead-beat-records.com
http://myspace.com/throbbinurges
If you dig: Guitar Wolf, Teengenerate, The Mummies

Jens
Tiger By The Tail : S/T CD (Bang! Records/Funhouse)
Dave Thomas from Bored! is behind this project, and man, Bored!
sure is a blast from the past, I was crazy about their rowdy
brand of Stooges-meets-Rose Tattoo rnr. Tiger
By The Tail is a different group, although the geetars are
loud and fuzzy, theres a Dinosaur Jr. indie-feel to
some of the songs. Not bad, but nothing sensational, maybe
itll grow on this ol cockrockin knucklehead.
http://bang-records.net/
If you dig: Dinosaur Jr., Nikki Sudden, Wipers

Jens
Tungsten
74- Binaurally Yours (Technical Echo Records)
Tungsten 74 plays all instrumental experimental rock music.
They probably get thrown into the post rock category sometimes
but I am not sure they fit there. Anyway, this is the bands
4th CD release since 1999. Rusty Cavalier opens the CD and
is quite a noisy track (think Mono meets Bardo Pond). Waltz
is next and mixes cool sound effects with a nice groove and
melodic guitar soloing. Very cool song. Come Sweet Death totally
catches you by surprise as it is a short acoustic number with
some strange sounds in the background, but quite melodic.
Fire Alarm, begins with some alarm like sounds created with
guitars, before the drums and the hard riff kicks this one
up into high gear! This is the most spaced out number on the
CD. Awesome. Absolutely slows things down again and lets the
sound drift for the next 10 minutes. It is quite melodic but
spacey as it builds and builds up. Great guitar playing on
this track. Rusty Cavalier (1b) ends the CD and is again quite
floating and dreamy and reminds me of Mono. Very cool CD.
Check these guys out!
http://www.technicalecho.com
http://www.tungsten74.com
If you dig: Circle, Bardo Pond, Mono, and Escapade
Scott
Uncle Scratchs Gospel Revival : North Of Hell CD
(RocknRoll Purgatory Records)
Recorded in just 6 hours, these Ohio Geeks For God
(Brother Ed & Brother Ant) are devoted disciples of lowdown
primitive lo-fi trash. Like Knights Of The New Crusade the
duo rants against the evils of the horned one (The Devil
Is A Pussy, Gimmie Back My Bible, Gates
Of Hell) and preach the 10 commandments (I Cant
Bang You On A Sunday). They once had a bassplayer, Sister
Amber, but she was kicked out because her breasts were
too distracting on stage. Salvation never sounded this
good, Hallelujah!
http://rocknrollpurgatory.com/unclescratch/
If you dig: Bog Log III, Hasil Adkins, DM Bob & The Deficits

Jens
The Urges promo CDS (Reverberation)
Saw this sensational band at Primtive festival 2006 deliver
an outstanding show. Very suave rocknrollers (Jim
was a kickass frontman) with an obvious love for the 60s English
mod/psych scene as well as American garagepunk (Jenny
Jenny). There are countless new bands who aim for that
sound, but rarely have Ive heard anyone do it better
than Dublins The Urges. An upcoming band, I predict
great things for them, they got the skills and chops to pull
it off!
http://www.theurges.com
If you dig: Easybeats, The Creation, The Smoke

Jens
Charles Van De Kree- Phoenix Rising (Overlord)
Charles is the leader of the Albuquerque, New Mexico based
space rock outfit called Jet Jaguar. This is Charles first
solo CD in this context, although Charles has made lots of
solo music in the past. The CD was recorded in his home studio
and some of the Jet Jaguar people also contribute. Ten tracks
of electronic space rock music with highly effected vocals
and loads of spacey synths. The music here is not as fast
fasted in general as Jet Jaguar and fans of Helios Creed would
love this stuff. Dave Brock is clearly an influence on the
guitar playing on the CD as well. The CD includes one cover
song. Search and Destroy by Iggy and the Stooges. What a great
CD. I have heard it a lot lately and this is the type of space
rock I love
. Great job Charles.
http://www.myspace.com/jetjaguarrocksinspace
If you dig: Chrome, Helios Creed, Jet Jaguar, Hawkwind, Pressurehed,
Farflung, Space Mirrors

Scott
Vanna
The Search Party Never Came MCD (Epitaph Records/Bonnier
Amigo)
If I was 15 years old, would I dig this? Would it be the perfect
channelling of all my pent-up frustration, my romantic longing,
my fragile sensibility, my blinding rage? I mean, if I wasnt
this pseudo-intellectual university drop-out pushing 30, whose
ears have over the years been accustomed to ever more extreme
sounds and ever more abstract concepts of what can be called
music, to the point that Im hearing free jazz in everything
atonal by now if instead I was a young wanna-be skater
kid sporting expensive baggy pants and skull-decorated hoodeds
on the look-out for exciting new sounds to complete a reality
thats never enough in itself. No, wait, thats
also me. Anyway, if Id been spending my time watching
MTV renditions of emo and teenage angst in the hands of My
Chemical Romance and Good Charlotte, wouldnt this sound
refreshing to me? My guess is it would blow me away, actually,
that it would provide me with a sense of purpose to my young
life, and that some old fuck like my actual self could just
piss off with his judgmental attitude and shitty preconceptions
about melodic singing in hardcore. And I wouldnt give
a hoot if I started comparing some of the heavier parts to
Refused just to be nice, Id just be even more of a condescending
prick. Id just blast this 6-track CD over and over again,
listening to the world being born anew, and every band henceforth
would be compared to these guys, whom I got into by their
debut mini-CD.
http://www.epitaph.com
If you dig: Refused, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance

Jon A
The Warriors Beyond the Noise CD (Alveran Records)
Like, fuck! Just as I was getting really open-minded and tolerant
towards emo slipping into my hardcore, if only for the season,
a record like this comes along and completely wipes out all
the whiny romantics! Oh, thank God for putting an end to my
misery. And its, like, theyre so close so many
times throughout the record, teetering on the edge of emo,
a hairs breadth from bursting into a big, melodic chorus
or start singing about feelings and stuff, they really got
you on the edge of your seat. But, damn, they hold it just
there, playing powerful, epic, towering hardcore thats
midtempo and punkrock without being boring for it. Which is
something of an effort, you should know. All those kids that
still get into Rage Against the Machine should be listening
to this instead, as The Warriors have updated that exact sound
and made it cool along the way. Which is even more of an effort.
And yes, its still romantic and desperate, and you can
still sing along to it, you just dont have to feel ashamed
of it any more. Have a nice summer, then heres
your soundtrack!
http://www.alveranrecords.com
If you dig: Snapcase, Amen, Refused

Jon A
Young Wasteners : Waiting 7 EP (Hjernespind)
Four leftover tracks from the We Got Ways 12
recordings which finally see the light of day long after the
band broke up. Ive always thought Young Wasteners were
one of the most exciting and original K-Town punk acts, I
even had the pleasure of them supporting my ex-band at one
point. The four tunes are perfect examples of what the band
was about; Code Red is a bit Orange County punkcore-y
(D.I. fronted by Johnny Rotten?), the Dead Kennedys-esque
Who To Be, and the more Birthday Party-ish deathgothpunk
of Waiting and Selfallowed. A must
for every fan of the K-Town scene!
http://www.kicknpunch.com
If you dig: Dead Kennedys, D.I., Birthday Party

Jens
Zao
The Fear Is What Keeps Us Here CD (Ferret Music/Target
Distribution)
This should be the wet dream of any rock critic with a hard-on
for both metal and the more intellectual math rock: Fierce,
abrasive, and colossal metal rock in the vein of Mastodon
recorded by Steve Albini, a man famous for making The Pixies
sound hard. That Zao might have actually benefited from a
bit more bottom in the mix and more space around the drums
(like the recording Albini did on High On Fires mighty
Blessed Black Wings) is another story, but its
nice to hear a metal album that hasnt been compressed
beyond all limits, a metal album that still sounds raw. The
first couple of listens, all their qualities untold, Zao just
dont appear to be that extreme a band. Monumental, epic,
loud, yes, but not that extreme. I like this, Im just
not blown away by it. I dont feel the wrath of God listening
to it, I dont get weird images of Thor raging across
the sky with his hammer held high. But then I took out to
listen to it again, give it a spin while preparing a salad
since I didnt feel it was sufficiently evil to
sacrifice virgins to, but did however provide a perfect backdrop
for blending guacamole and cutting slices of mozzarella cheese
onto a bed of ruccola. Then, a week or so later, I brought
it out again. This, apparently, is that type of album you
just cant let go, the kind the slowly creeps under your
skin, until one morning you wake up with long, blond, curly
hair, studded leather wrist bands, and a goat tied to the
bed.
http://www.ferretstyle.com
http://www.zaoonline.com
If you dig: Mastodon, Himsa, Unearth

Jon A
V/A The Drip/Hedgecreep split 7 (Wrecked Em Wreckords)
Had the pleasure of listening to Chicago punknrollers The
Drips demo CD-R last year and the two tracks are more
of the same great Johnny Thunders/New Bomb Turks inspired
punknroll stuff. Side 2s Pokey by Hedgecreep
is slow mean sludge dirge. From Memphis. Clear vinyl, limited
to 300.
http://thedriprocks.com
http://myspace.com/hedcreep
http://www.wrecked-em.com

Jens
V/A - The Pet Series Half life (third): rabbit
mix (Volkoren)
Weve reached the fifth volume in this, the ultimate
of ambient music landscapes. Jon A may have a stick up his
ass about my singer songwriter fetish, but he cant touch
my Pet Series records. There is no better way for artists
in, for that is what it is, such a niche to get exposed. Twelve
different artists have made it on this record and all
of them are as brilliant as the next. Its not Boards
of Cannada, its not Björk. It might be The Beta
Band, but they are still not even close. This is the ultimate
of ultimates as far as background music goes. If I were in
advertisement, Id have the soundtrack for twelve different
hip commercials right here. If your the kind that pukes
at indie music, stay away and let the rest of us drink
from this sweet sweet nectar! (There, was that corny enough?
The record rocks though, seriously!)
http://www.thepetseries.com
Kristian
V/A
Play/Rec Five Years CD (Play/Rec / VME)
Theres one reason to buy this album, and thats
Barra Heads version of The Units If It Aint
Broke, and thats enough of a reason. Cover versions
can be fun, they can be interesting, they can even be quite
good, but theyre rarely ever better than the original,
and the original here is an amazing slab of bitterness and
uncontrolled garage punk rock fury. But somehow, Barra Head
have managed to take all that anger and channel it into one
of the tightest post hardcore songs theyve ever done.
I talked to Jakob and Arvid from Barra Head, and both of them
had had their doubts about whether or not this was really
any good. Then I talked to Søren from The Unit, and
to, him this was how the song shouldve always sounded.
All this is not to say there arent other good moments
on this compilation, because there are. The concept is gather
around the whole Play/Rec family and get everyone to cover
each others songs in one, big orgy where no one gets
left out. Even The Kind Of Bitter, Mikkel from Barra Heads
folkrock sideproject is resurrected for a duel with The Magic
Bullet Theory. Lack cover Barra Head, which is almost cheating,
they admit, since the two bands have been touring Europe playing
along with each other, but their reconstruction of Kill
the Lights manages to turn that whole song on its head,
while The Unit go for the primal energy in Lacks Deserters,
steering clear of he first verses homoerotic lines for
fear of having o answer too many questions at home, I take
it. Some of the material here is too indie for my personal
tastes, as it will be with a label as diverse as Play/Rec,
although its fun to hear The Violet Hour make a quiet
folk rock waltz out of Menfolks math rock mayhem Are
We Enemies. But that opening salvo alone is worth the
whole album.
If you dig: Dischord Records

Jon A
V/A Suma/Bastinado split 7 (Speakerphone
Records)
This is the first in a trilogy of split 7s Suma will
be releasing, where the back covers pay tribute to Christiania
and the front cover forms a painting of some ugly chick smoking
a reefer when put together. The first one is a split with
Croatian band Bastinado who do a good job at competing in
stoner rock with the Swedes, but being a sucker for Sumas
noise, Ill go with Sumas Dont Feed
the Pigs, which starts off as a slow, Mogwaiish
track, before building up and blossoming fully in a Neurosis-sounding
epic. These bearded young men cant fail for now. If
this is what their second album is gonna sound like, I cant
wait to hear it.
http://willpowerbooking.com/suma
If you dig: Neurosis, Melvins

Jon A
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